Movie jokes
What sank the Titanic?
GODZILLA!
Why can't depressed kids high five a tree? It will leave them hanging.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home!
A serial killer was at my house and killed all my family but me. Why? I was in the living room.
What do sloths and depressed people have in common? They both hang off trees.
What is a group of depressed kids called? The suicide squad.
What is Stephen Hawking's least favorite movie?
Standing Tall.
What do you call a depressed group of kids?
Suicide squad.
What do you call a titan that can't swim?
TITANic
What did Nemo's dad say? "Man, he's a lot like my dad, I can never find him!"
What's a whale's favorite James Bond movie? "License to Krill."
So cinema.
Yo mama so fat, she is one of the boulders in Indiana Jones.
1. What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho cheese.
2. Knock, knock. Who's there? Ash. Ash who? Achoo!
3. How does the ocean say hello? He waves.
4. Why can't Elsa have a balloon? Because she will let it go.
5. What do you call your enemy? You don't call it at all.
What's an emo kid's favorite movie?
Suicide Squad.
In the new Justice League movie, Flash can break glass by touching it, why is that?
Because Flash is not supported on Windows.
What do you call a movie with kids with cancer? ... Finding Chemo.
Why is an orphan crying about its family?
Because it can't "let it go."
what do you call a group of emos?... The Suicide Squad.
Me: What did my sister do when she dressed up as Elsa and I gave her a balloon?
You: What?
Me: She let it go, let it go!
Why do orphans like Spider-Man?
100% of them are like him!
Forrest Gump: Who's your favorite Lord of the Rings character?
Lieutenant Dan: Legaless.
Kid with Cancer: "When I get older, I want to be a movie star or a singer."
Nurse: *Laughs*
Kid: "Why are you laughing?"
Nurse: "When I get OLDER."
Proceeds to laugh.
What did the spaghetti say to the sauce? Pasta la vista!