Movie jokes
*New teacher walks in* New Teacher: Hi there, class. My name is Mr. Willy. I will be your math teacher.
*Me in shock, "Willy"* Me: Willy Wonka, is that you?
What do people with cancer always want to watch?
"Finding Chemo."
Since Christopher Reeves can't play Superman, they got a new person: Christopher Walken.
Why did Nicholas Cage and Angelina Jolie attend Paul Walker’s funeral?
He went from "The Fast and the Furious" to "Gone in 60 Seconds."
How did Mace Windu die?
He fell out the windoo.
Who is not allowed to watch PG movies?
Orphans.
If you watch Jaws backwards, it's a heartwarming story about a shark that gives arms and legs to disabled people.
What do you call a group of depressed teens?
Suicide Squad.
Me and my twin when we share a pizza: there can be only one!
Why was my mate in "Mission: Impossible?" Because he couldn't find his dad.
What does Tiffany call Chucky when he is staring at her Barbie?
"Eye torture!"
Sorry man, but I got to say one thing. You know when a bully in a movie walks to you, then they walk up to you, and they smell you and say, "What are you doing?"
What did Shrek say to the princess? “I love walls!”
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."
What sank the Titanic?
GODZILLA!
Why can't depressed kids high five a tree? It will leave them hanging.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home!
A serial killer was at my house and killed all my family but me. Why? I was in the living room.
What do sloths and depressed people have in common? They both hang off trees.
What is a group of depressed kids called? The suicide squad.
What is Stephen Hawking's least favorite movie?
Standing Tall.
What do you call a depressed group of kids?
Suicide squad.
What do you call a titan that can't swim?
TITANic
What did Nemo's dad say? "Man, he's a lot like my dad, I can never find him!"