Theres an outbreak of the foot and mouth disease, it can affect pigs and cows.
I hope my teacher will be ok
So There was a male whale and a female whale swimming threw the ocean .One day the male whale sees a ship and says "that's the ship that killed my parents" . So they go to the ship and blow the ship over and throw the men overboard into the sea. The male whale sees the man who killed his parents and he was still alive so he opened his mouth and went for the man but out nowhere the female whale yells. " HEY!!, I was in it for the blowjob but I'm not gonna eat sea men"
Jesse:do you like my ball Mike :yes they are very big i can’t even fit them in my mouth you bought a new ball right Jesse : no they do not leave me
Q: What do the mob and pussy have in common?
A: One slip of the tongue and you're in deep shit
What is a testicle's favorite book? |Put Tony's Nuts in Your Mouth!|
What did the dentist say when he looks into a patients mouth?
I C D K
You know what I see?
DICK :0
Singing in the shower is fun, until you get soap in your mouth.
Then it's a soap opera.
me: how do cowboys say hello? Friend: howdy me: how do deez nuts fit in your mouth
me: what are we doing in HPE friend: fitness me: fitting deez nuts in your mouth
me: what's the fifth month of the year Friend: May me: may deez nuts fit in your mouth
Have you heard of Wendys Yea wendys nuts in you mouth
Is your ass jealous of the shit that came out your fucking mouth
I always wear puma, put ma ballz in your mouth
I had to go to my friends house... I went in her basement and I saw taped mouths that are KIDS in the basement... IS MY FRIEND OK???
What does an orphan and a females mouth have in common?
They take in 100’s of kids
A girls pussy is a muff and when we have something against or mouths they say our voice is muffled so do I think the origin of the word muffled is talking while eating muff
What’s the name of this brand? *picture of puma logo* them: puma “puma balls in yo mouth
What does your dads cock and Darryl's Savouries have in common?
I want them both in my mouth!
your lips are so big it turns the grand canyon side ways
Would you rather date me or I lady I laid deez nuts in your mouth
