Mother's jokes
Timmy: Stupid motherfucker.
Jimmy: Wow, do you kiss your mother with that mouth?
Timmy: *starts crying*
Jimmy: Ah fuck, I did it again.
What's a energy drink orphans never tried? "Mother".
"Go frick a cow!"
"I already fricked your mother."
Why are there only 363 days in an orphan's calendar?
They don’t have fathers or Mother’s Day.
Kris
Damn this shit!
Megan Thee Stallion: What!
Kris: My mother is a fucker!
The whole world:
OH NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Never got a mother's love, lol.
So, I was in school, and there was a number saying "696969," so I said to my mother, "What does it mean?" She said, "Your fucking dad and I!"
I took my mother-in-law out yesterday.
God being a sniper is so fun!
I read the joke "what we breathe is called oxygen, that is African food" to my African friend, but he is breathing in tears from his mother dying of hunger...
Bully: Shut up, motherfucker!
Me: Well, stop talking to me and I won't have to keep fucking your mother.
What do the initials "MAD" stand for?
Mothers Against Democrats.
Q: Why did Hitler shoot himself?
A: Because his mother taught him to take out the trash.
Orphans have 362 days in a year because they don’t have a Mother’s or Father’s Day and no birthday.
I call this my great talk with Siri.
Me: Hey Siri, give me a "yo mama" joke.
Siri: My mother? Huh?
Me: Did I stutter?
Siri: Interesting question.
Me: It wasn’t a question.
Siri: I’m not sure I understand?
Me: You should understand.
Siri: Hmm... Is there something else I can help with?
Me: No, you b***.
I took my mother-in-law out today...
I love being a sniper.
Your mother is so fat, she actually went on a diet and started exercising, and I hear she's doing quite well now.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in the year?
Because they don’t have a Mother's nor Father’s Day.
Are you a marry, because you are my mother?
Your hairline is so long that your mother could not brush your hair.
What did Helen Keller's mother do to her when she was mad at her?
She left the plunger in the toilet, she put doorknobs on all the walls, and she rearranged the furniture.