Mother's jokes
What’s the difference between a mother and a girlfriend?
A girlfriend likes a bad boy.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
He thought he saw his mother.
Two gays came into the bar and said, "What's up, you big faf mother of hell?"
Kris
Damn this shit!
Megan Thee Stallion: What!
Kris: My mother is a fucker!
The whole world:
OH NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Timmy: Stupid motherfucker.
Jimmy: Wow, do you kiss your mother with that mouth?
Timmy: *starts crying*
Jimmy: Ah fuck, I did it again.
What do frogs wear for shoes? Open toad.
What does your mom say to you? "Love you, moody."
I took my mother-in-law out yesterday.
God being a sniper is so fun!
A child with cancer says, "Mother, what will I be when I grow up?"
Then the mother says, "Shut up, dick, you have cancer!" Hehehe.
Orphanage kid: You’re ugly!
Kid with mother: Your mom!
I have to say that Halloween is my favorite day...
Every time they see me, kids and mothers run away...
I don’t have a costume so please don’t reprimand...
When I open up the door, I’ve got my penis in my hand.
When I was a kid, my mother told me I could be anyone I wanted to be.
Turns out, I'm just a burden.
Why do orphans miss Mother’s Day? Because they don’t have a mother to give to!
I took out my mother-in-law, being a sniper, I'd fun.
The pie tasted weird today.
Then I realized that my mother likes cooking pie with human flesh from C town.
Your mother.
I saw your mother get into a white Ford Taurus on the corner of Milton and Halliburton, and you're still trying to tell me she ain't got no job cause she "can't get a ride to work?"
How do you know an orphan is telling the truth?
When they swear on their mother's grave!
I find it interesting that if you rearrange the letters in the word “Mother-in-law” you get the words “Woman Hitler”.
God needed an extra two hands to make your fat ass of a mother.
When you were born your mother said, "Oh, what a treasure!" Your father said, "Yeah, let’s go bury it."