Mother's jokes
Are you a marry, because you are my mother?
Your hairline is so long that your mother could not brush your hair.
Orphanage kid: You’re ugly!
Kid with mother: Your mom!
Your mother is so fat, she actually went on a diet and started exercising, and I hear she's doing quite well now.
1273. My mother does not love me, nor does anyone, and my family doesn't either.
Memes
Peter: Curses!
Jacob: Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?
Peter: *Crying*
Jacob: Why are you crying?
Jacob: Whatever. *Leaves orphanage*
I took my mother-in-law out today...
I love being a sniper.
Dad: Alive.
Brother: Orphan (fault=Mother).
Me: Dead on the inside but sadly alive.
Mother: Alive...
Wait a minute... I thought you were dead, Mom... Right, you're dead to me at least.
I've heard stories of my mother. She was a teenager and left me in the blender, but luckily the power cut out, like at the orphanage.
One of my earliest memories is seeing my mother's face through the oven window as we played hide and seek, and she said: "You're getting warmer!"
When I was a kid, my mother told me I could be anyone I wanted to be.
Turns out, I'm just a burden.
When you were born your mother said, "Oh, what a treasure!" Your father said, "Yeah, let’s go bury it."
Spy: Hahaha.
Me: What?
Spy: Time to pick up your mother.
Me: Oh no....
Why did the orphan cross the road?
He thought he saw his mother.
"Yo mama so... Wait... Whose mother am I speaking of?"
What’s the difference between a mother and a girlfriend?
A girlfriend likes a bad boy.
Yo mama so scary that the monsters have to look under the bed for her.
Yo mama so ugly that the monsters thought that she was their mother.
Why do orphans have 363 days in a year?
Because they have no Father's or Mother's days.
Why do orphans miss Mother’s Day? Because they don’t have a mother to give to!
Why do orphans only have 363 days in the year?
Because they don’t have a Mother's nor Father’s Day.