This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
A young innocent little girl is playing hopscotch and she says you step on a crack you brake you're mamas back and then she step on a crack so her mothers back proceeded to brake slowly then she said you step on a line you brake your dadas spine but the neighbours spine broke and in happiness the thought to be previouse father gets in his car and drive through the garage door...
ur mom gae
A FED EX plane was carrying 375 fridges across Africa but the cargo door wasn't shut properly but only 218 reached the desired destination. The rest landed in a remote village. How many fell out the plane?
Time's up! You took too long you only had 4 seconds to answer it.
How do you put an elephant into the fridge that pushed out the cargo door?
Open the fridge, put the elephant in and close the door.
How do you put a giraffe into the fridge?
Open the fridge, take out the elephant. Then put in the giraffe and close the door.
Why did sally fall off the swing?
Because she got hit by the other 156 refrigerators.
How did she survive?
Her idiot mother tried to pull her out and accidentally ripped both her arms off. But she was rescued 8 minutes later.
why did the goat have an abortion? because she already had too many kids!
My son
So i ment up to a Australia girls she look like 20 and i said can i have you phone number sweet heart she saod 696969 i said oh habha ok a few days later her mother called me and said she 15
a kid was asking a mother for money
mother: sorry I don't have money
the kid kept asking the mother for money
mother: I already told you I don't have money
the kid(the middle child): I'm your fucking child
when is fathers day? 9 months before mothers day
girl: rip mother i love you me: sorry for you’re loss girl: stop I have a boyfriend me: stop I have a mother
Why do orphins only have 363 days in year because there is no mother or fathers day
two geys came in to the bar and said what's um you big faf mother of hell
What does the initials MAD stand for? Mothers Against Democrats
Mom: I apologize Sam for being so mean to you <3
Sam: Thank you mother for your apology.
Mom: jk
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
This person ( :I ) It wasn't meant to be a joke it was just to make space like your mothers ass in space because it so big.
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
Jack and his kids went to the la’e and his mother wants him to go swimming you know what he says to back where you came from
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
