Mother jokes
Yo mama so stupid, she thought Mountain Dew was a real mountain.
Michael J. Fox walks into the grocery store to buy some salt. When he comes out, a kid turns to his mother and says, "Look mom, a salt shaker!"
How do you know an orphan is telling the truth?
When they swear on their mother's grave!
Yo momma so dumb, she thought this joke was funny.
Yo momma so ugly, your grandma wanted to name her Abomination, but the registries agent changed it.
Yo momma so dumb, she failed movie day.
What's the difference between a suicide bomber and your mom?
A suicide bomber doesn't abort their mission like your mom did when she had you.
There are two sexes: one with your mother and the other with you.
Yo mama is so old, when I told her to act her age, she died.
Yo mama is so nasty that she sucked your dad's dick and came in to kiss you goodnight.
Yo momma so old, she was at Cain and Abel's baby shower.
I forgot to tell Alicia I saw her mom a couple days ago.
In a porn video!
Yo momma so slutty, she won't even be offended by this joke.
Yo Mama so fat, she could fit you in her stomach.
Yo mama so poor, when I ring the doorbell, she says, "DING!"
Yo mama is so black that she has her own solar system.
Yo mama's so—oh wait, you don't have one.
Danny just bought a new game from Steam for a penny.
About one hour later, Danny asks his mother: "Mom, I am not able to start the game."
Mom asked, "Why?"
Danny answers: "It says 'Press any key' on the screen, but I can't find an 'Any' button on my keyboard."
What do you call something that eats kids?
An upset mother.
Yo mama so fat, when I went to the beach, the sun went down.