I like my women like I like my wine, twelves Year’s old, in the basement, and locked up
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What do you call an all you can eat buffet for a Pedophile? A school bus.
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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was emotionally distressed after a break up and wanted to find some help at his friends pen, in the end he was run over by a car, marking a sad end to what might have been a good chickens life
my mom said take out the trash and i said okay. the next day she asked "where is your sister", and i said in line to get crushed.
They told me I could never be an actor....
No one suspected me when they went missing the next day.
What's the difference between drugs and kids?
I don't sell drugs.
A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
A woman walks into a doctor's office. She schedules an appointment and sits down it the waiting room. Whem it's her turn to talk to the doctor, she describes all of her symptoms, and they're unlike anything he's heard before. The doctor runs a few tests and steps out of the room. He comes back later, and says, 'Well I have good news and bad news.' The woman says, 'I'll hear the good news first please.' The doctor replies 'The good news is we're naming a disease after you!'
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Man: whats up? Me: im annoyed Man: Why? Me: I stole my gf's heart Man: So why are you annoyed? Me: Everyone else in the surgery room gave me weird looks
What do you call a white man surrounded by black men. Coach
Why do prostitutes love servicing zombies? They always leave a tip.
What’s Bin Laden’s favourite drink? Double Manhattan.
My memes are ironic but my depression is chronic.
What's a similarity between your best friend and a tree? They both fall over when you hit them with an axe.
Child: *drinking milk*
Farmer: hey, what are you doing?
Child: oh I just milked one of your cows
Farmer: We don't have any cows, we only have bulls
Child: *realizes*
How do you get a man with only one arm out of a tree?
Wave.
suicidal people are a big contributor to the rope making industry
