They say that breakfast is the most important meal of the day, well not if its poisoned.
then the antidote becomes the most important
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Friend:How dark is your humor? Me:It picks cotton
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How is a woman like a condom?
Both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick.
Two men are in a rainforest and one of them is peeing. Suddenly a snake jumps out of some bushes and bites the man’s penis. The other man says, “ Oh my God, I will go to a doctor immediately!”. He didn’t have enough time to load the man into the car so he went straight to the hospital. The man told the doctor what happened and the doctor said, “You will have to make an incision at the wound and suck the poison out. The man wen back to the other man and said, “ There is no hope, you will die.”
what did one lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire? same time next month?
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What makes suicide illegal?
Getting caught.
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Where does a girl with one leg work? IHOP.
Did you here about pillsbery dough boy he died of a yeast infection
How did Helen keller's mom punish her? She put her in a circular room and told her to find the corner.
There was a costume party on Halloween. Everyone was there except one guy. Many people asked his brother where he was. His reply was, "Oh, he wanted to be our dad for Halloween."
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Little Jonny walks in on his parents having sex. He asks what their doing and the father says: "Well...We're making you a brother." So little Jonny runs off to let his parents finish, happy that he's going to have a brother soon. The next day when little Jonny's father comes come Jonny is crying out on the driveway. The father sits down next to Jonny and asks what's wrong. Jonny cries: "I won't have a baby brother!" HIs father is confused. "What do you mean?" He asks. "Because the mailman came by today and ate him!"
Remember, kids: the school shooter can't get you if YOU are the shooter.
What is the difference between a coconut and your ex? One is fun to knock down by throwing rocks at the other one is a coconut.
Did you know when scientists discovered atoms could split it blew them all away?
