what's green then red all over and goes 100mph?
a frog in a blender
what's green then red all over and goes 100mph?
a frog in a blender
I tried to make vegetable soup today, but the wheelchair didn't fit in the pot.
“Don’t be dumb,make sure she’s numb” - bill cosby
What did the wind say to the palm tree? Hold onto your nuts this is no ordinary blow job.
What do you call a white man surrounded by black men. Coach
How did Helen keller's mom punish her? She put her in a circular room and told her to find the corner.
What mental illness do terrorists suffer from?
Intermittent Explosive Disorder (IED)
a man died with an erection. the three nurses in the morgue saw this the first nurse climbs on and rides him. the second nurse dose the same the third hesitates saying "i'm on my period." the others say its ok hes dead so she rides him to. when she's done he sits up and all the nurses ask how hes alive he replies i'm good to go after the two jumpstarts and blood transfusion
What do you call an asian kid who's bad at math?
An orphan