katgod can you get you gf shes messing with me and im gonna hurt soon
Mufasa is proof that cats don't always land on their feet.
No one has my back like my dad
some guy was mad at his ex wife! so he threw a bottle of alcohol into her house when he was drunk. And realized when he was being questioned for arson, his cigarette was in the rim of the bottle.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was retested 6 offender
There is a man and a women on a date.
The women asked what kind of things do you love.
The table starts to lift up on the mans side and the man says sorry.
bippidy boppidy boo Bill Cosby is coming for you
My mom said to let Jesus come inside me now i can't sit down
Mary had a little lamb Key word is had, her dad's favorite meat is a human
What's the difference between a cat and a human? About 500 bullets.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair
Virgin mobil
The next time you get a sack call pick up the phone and say “welcome to Pete’s pizzeria and abortion clinic your loss is next weeks sauce how may we help you
What do 100000 battered women have in common? The bitch was wrong
What's hard about walking through a bunch of dead babies.My dick.
What was the last thing that crossed Princess Diana's mind? The steering wheel.
Roblox Talent Shows be like: Host: Next Up is Bob! Bob: Hi! I'll be singing Pian- *Buzzing Noises* Judges: You suck! Bob: I'm reporting! *Bob get's kicked from the server*
what do you call it when a girl on her period goes swimming..........a blood bath...bud um pst
My boyfriend recently asked me to suck his cock, I was kinda nervous because I’ve never tasted a dick but he said it doesn’t taste that bad so I’ll give it a shot
i got fired from the libary in the first 30 minutes because i womens rights in the sifi fiction section
whys 1 equal 22? 4 is to buzzy and 0ne has the 21s to 4!
