what do you call a person with cancer a ghost with a body
I was coming out of airport and a rober kept his gun on my head I requested him please don't kill me as I have my old mom and dad at my home . Kill Them.
what did the pimp order at the chinese resturaunt?He ordered some cock-bang-ho
Have you ever tried anal bleaching?
It really helps assholes lighten up.
Why did the Nurse bring a read pen to work? To draw Blood Why did the M&M go to school? to be a smartie. Why did the monkey bring a ladder to school? to be in highschool.
A man and a cow walk into a McDonalds, and the man walks up to the front counter and says “I’d like one beef burger.” The employee of McDonalds said “Sure thing sir, also I really like to see your cow, may I bring him into the back room really quick to show my co-workers?” The man says “Sure.” The employee takes the cow into the back room. A couple minutes later the employee came back with his burger. The man took a bite of it, and released his cow was gone.
what do you call an orphan that sings a solo
"This vacuume sucks!" Vacuume: "yes, i do"
Why did the family move away?
Because they lost their son.
A father is talking to his three kids Kid 1: why is my name rose Dad:Because when you were a kid a rose fell on your head Kid 2: why is my name lily Dad: Because a lily fell on your head when you were a baby Kid 3: Auughhghhhggghhh Dad:oh hey Brick
my friends
Roses are red my heart my heart is dead I have a gun straight to my head
I was always to I’m to small to ride but every girl I’ve been with rated me a 9.5
John say a Gay in a wheel chair
"I didn't know a man could be a fruit and a Vegetable"
why was aarons mum sad the bus missed aaron
A man and a boy are walking into a forest. It begins to get dark. The boy says "Mister, I'm scared." The man replies "How do you think I feel, I have to walk back alone."
a man was forced off the Eiffel Tower, but he flew back up. The executionares asked "how'd you do that?" he said, " I had magic chips, here, take some"they eat them, jump off and die.
He asks for more chips, and the guy says "you're a real a**hole when you're drunk superman."
What is the difference between Sir Isaac Newton and the baby I just stabbed
Sir Isaac Newton died a virgin
What's better than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree?
One dead baby nailed to ten!
why did brandon harass syndey because she dident want to eat his foreskin
