Morbid jokes

your mom

You'll end up DEAD if you don't stop COFFIN!!!

What do women have on an empty stomach? A miscarriage.

My friend had this annoying little kid that always used to yell and scream when he didn't get what he wanted. I told my friend there's a new attraction a few states away he could take him to.

Confused, my friend asked me what it was. I told him, "The Sandy Hook Experience: Where you come in and leave with a 'hole' lot of fun."

All zodiac signs have a hair style, but cancer is just a one-way thing.

I went on a walk last night with a really hot girl. Then she noticed me, and we went for a run.

Why do black people only have nightmares?

Because the last one that had a dream got shot.

Have you heard about the new Russian STD? Rottsmikokov.

Why is Black Panther every cop's worst nightmare?

He is a bulletproof black man.

My best friend looked at my arms and said, "Stop, sh*t, it's bad," then turns right around and says, "You look like a tiger."

So from here on out I am now Finn, the self-harming tiger.

How many police officers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they just beat the room for being black.

Roses are red, Burnt bodies are black.

You'd look great With a knife in your back.

People are pushing for a new black Lady Liberty coin. I can't wait to use black people as currency again.

What does a rock and a girl have in common?

The flat ones get skipped.

A black man entered a bar with a parrot on his shoulder.

The bartender says, "That looks exotic, where’d you get it?"

"Africa," the parrot responded.

"Abortion: Another word for dying at spawn."

Jokes are like people. Some don't like the dark ones.

I gave up hope and I liked it!!

I take meds to feel fantastic! (I kissed a boy{but fed up lyrics})

Part 1: Two men were walking down the way when the third one came.

Part 2: Two men were walking down the way when the third one came.

Part 3: Two men were walking down the way when the third one came.

Part 4: Guess what... two men were walking down the way when the second one fell in the sewers and died... The first one was lonely.

What is Mozart doing right now? -- Decomposing.