Morbid jokes
So I found out a rainbow is basically where a guy ejaculates in a female's mouth and she swallows her period juice and they both kiss each other, swishing it together in each other's mouth, and it forms a rainbow.
And a strawberry shortcake is basically where a dude ejaculates on a female's face and then punches her in the nose, causing her to bleed. That's why it's called a strawberry shortcake.
What do you call a mariachi band sinking in Mayonnaise?
Cinco De Mayo.
Q: How do you know an Asian person was in your house?
A: Your homework is done, breakfast is made, and your cat is gone.
One of the most popular documentaries of the 2010’s was “Jiro Dreams of Sushi.”
One of the least popular documentaries was “Jiro’s Nightmare of Ass-Rape.”
I don't see why Africans complain about not having water. They have free chocolate milk.
What makes sad people jump? A bridge.
Humans and sharks have something in common: the great ones are always white.
Morbid jokes are just like girlfriends. Not everyone gets it.
Two people are under the covers. The man says, "Quote the Beatles: Come together!"
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the retard's house.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
What do you call a blind German?
A not see.
"Bippidy boppidy boo! Bill Cosby is coming for you!"
What 3 words started Jeffery Dahmer's cannibalism?
This isn't ketchup.
Roblox Talent Shows be like:
Host: Next Up is Bob!
Bob: Hi! I'll be singing Pian-
*Buzzing Noises*
Judges: You suck!
Bob: I'm reporting!
*Bob get's kicked from the server*
Q: What’s a good thing about child molesters?
A: They drive slow through school zones.
What is the difference between Bin Laden and Santa? One stops at the top of the skyscraper.
"Mine is 3 inches."
"That's not very lo..."
"From the ground."
How do I feed the baby with my pants on?
Did you hear about Alicia's car accident?
She was really drunk and all over the road until she was all over the road.
Person: So you know that person's name you say when you make a hoop, well he's dead.
Friend: Yeah, John Wilkes Booth.
Person: How dare you say that he killed Abraham Lincoln?
Friend: Terrible guy but he never missed a shot!