Morbid jokes

your mom

You'll end up DEAD if you don't stop COFFIN!!!

What do women have on an empty stomach? A miscarriage.

My friend had this annoying little kid that always used to yell and scream when he didn't get what he wanted. I told my friend there's a new attraction a few states away he could take him to.

Confused, my friend asked me what it was. I told him, "The Sandy Hook Experience: Where you come in and leave with a 'hole' lot of fun."

All zodiac signs have a hair style, but cancer is just a one-way thing.

I went on a walk last night with a really hot girl. Then she noticed me, and we went for a run.

Why do black people only have nightmares?- because the last one that had a dream got shot.

Have you heard about the new Russian STD? Rottsmikokov.

My best friend looked at my arms and said, "Stop, sh*t, it's bad," then turns right around and says, "You look like a tiger."

So from here on out I am now Finn, the self-harming tiger.

How many police officers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None they just beat the room for being black

What does a rock and a girl have in common?

The flat ones get skipped.

People are pushing for a new black lady liberty coin. I can't wait to use black people as currency again

A black man entered a bar with a parrot on the his shoulder. The bartender says “that looks exotic, where’d you get it” “Africa” the parrot responded.

"Abortion: Another word for dying at spawn."

Jokes are like people. Some don't like the dark ones

I gave up hope and I liked it!!

I take meds to feel fantastic! (I kissed a boy{but fed up lyrics})

Part 1: Two men were walking down the way when the third one came.

Part 2: Two men were walking down the way when the third one came.

Part 3: Two men were walking down the way when the third one came.

Part 4: Guess what... two men were walking down the way when the second one fell in the sewers and died... The first one was lonely.

What is Mozart doing right now? -- Decomposing.

Better to cum in the sink... than to sink in the cum.

So Paul Walker made a rap cover. It is called "Straight Out of Windshield."