when my friend says I suck. at something I’m like u swollow

what job do you want if you dont want peoples two since

a catholic priest

F... OFF GULLER

come on guys PLEEEEASE lets [play roblod my name is xX_robloxGamer420Po_Xx

why is lani jesus? go die

Man: I know how to please a woman. Woman: Then please leave me alone, you ugly two-faced hypocrite.

Man: I want to give myself to you. Woman: Sorry, I don’t like ugly peasants.

Man: Your hair colour is fabulous. Woman: I hate your hair colour, though.

Man: You look like a dream. Woman: Then open your ugly eyes and stop sleeping, hypocrite!

Man: I can tell that you want me. Woman: Yes, I want you dead.

R.I.P

Man: Hey, baby, what’s your sign? Woman: F*** you, pedophile!

Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services for pedophiles.

Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down, you little peasant.

Man: What’s it like being the most beautiful girl in the bar? Every other woman I see looks ugly. Bleuch! Woman: How dare you!

Man: Haven’t I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yeah, that’s why I don’t go there anymore. I saw you playing with boxes in the store room and saying “I AM KING OF THE WORLD!”

DICK MUNCHER

Why did half the world go to hell? Because they were laughing at morbid jokes.

YOU’VE BEEN WARNED (again)

Once I was 7

Stan Lee walked into a school one day.

Just kidding, he’s f...in dead :(

who delete my stuff??? woooow you racist just because i hispacin

guys go ot https://worstjokesever.com/jokes/5b3937c1a328f6072c316bd6/hey-guys-who-wants-to-play-roblox-with-me-we-can-go-om-cool-maps-my-name-is-xx_robloxgamer420_xx-pleeease-lets-play-rol and read the whole thing becaus i need peopel ti play with and everyone is being a r.....ed thanks guys goo bye

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How many YEETS are there

Two nuns in a bath

I have a p..... How’s that for a f...ing joke. It’s not a joke. It’s terrible. 500 thumbs down and I’ll lop off my dick with a razor.

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deez nuts

“got Eem”

joke:

my life

guess what sucks

my life

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