what do you call a bunch of people near each other
the start of the hollacoast
so my best friend’s boyfriend broke up with her and she started to cry.So I’d told her a ‘single’ joke then she said," Go and f…ing die you insensitive bitch!". I later said," ugh, fine as your BFF I will break his body for you-happy now?". She said," sniff yes".
Whats the difference between a pile of babies and a Lamborghini
I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage…
Q: what is the difference between a pizza and a baby? A: the pizza does not scream when you put it in the oven.
my girlfriend asked me if we could have anal sex and I said what’s that, she said I f... her ass, I said oh my uncle calls that shhhhh
That moment when you realise you do not have a joke and someone ends up laughing at what you still wrote anyway
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? - Depends on how big they are and how hard you throw them.