What's black and sits on the bottom of the stairs to the cellar?
Steven Hawking where the experiments went wrong.
What's black and sits on the bottom of the stairs to the cellar?
Steven Hawking where the experiments went wrong.
What do world hunger and a Mercedes have in common?
Princess Diana couldn't stop both of them.
Do you know why the Royal family can no longer play Monopoly?
How do you think Princess Diana died?
...Too soon?
Chiropractor: Final neck adjustment in 3, 2, 1. How did that feel?
Me: *silence*
Me.
The joke is me.
What does a cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend?
He wipes his butt.
What is so similar about a concrete block and a garden?
They both make vegetables.