Morbid jokes

Morbid Jokes

Sy'kyira (😌): I can't wait for the therapist to come.

Daina (😊): Same, 30 minutes have passed... I also wonder what that loud sound is.

Sy'kyira (πŸ˜…): SAME!!!! What, does it sound like a woman suffering???

Daina (😌): I know, right?

How do you get 100 babies in the back of a pick up truck? Blender.

How do you get them back out? Straw.

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Why is it you donate one kidney, you're a hero, but donate four or five and people run and call the police?

Studies have shown that in London, a person is stabbed 24 times a second. Poor bastard!

Today was a bittersweet day...

Bad news is my friend was assaulted. Good news is I successfully sneak attacked someone!

Three guys are walking in a bar. A priest, a paedophile, and a rapist. That was just the first guy.