I just wanted to write something random
And now my wife is dead
Why don't japanese people like I phones
Because they are afraid of ammerican airdrops
What does Germany and the rest of the world have in common? They both use gases to poison 1 thing or another.
What's worse than a dead baby?- A pile of dead babies- whats worse than that? -The one on the bottom is alive.- And whats worst than that is, the baby has to eat it's way out
I was walking home when i saw a children crossing the streets on his own. I went towards him and tap his shoulder and said "hey Little kid, you are not suppose to be walking on your own."the kid turns out to be a dwarf.
Hillary Clinton
How did Stephen Hawking get up the stairway to heaven?
Q: What can turn a fruit into a vegetable
A: AIDS
Hookers are like drive thrus you tell them what you want, pay for your shit, and leave
I was going to kill myself. But in the end it doesn't even matter.
Son: Daddy,Why this red soup is so much sweet? Because your mother had diabetes
When your friend does a finger-gun and his dad appears behind him and does it too, with the real deal
Why do you put a baby in a blender feet first?
So you can see the look on its face as you climax.
ching chong drop the bomb
What's the opposite of Christopher Walken?
Christopher Reeves
What's better than 5 baby's in one dumpster.
1 baby in 5 dumpster.
My father left me at a young age
He was only five
What happens when premenstrualRaggedy Ann gets with the Pillsbury Dough Boy? A red headed bitch with a yeast infection.
Girls are like numbers squared. If they're under 13 just do em in your head
How do you circumcise a redneck?
You kick his sister in the jaw
