What's the hardest thing about being a rapist?
My dick.
Morbid Jokes
What's more fun than nailing a baby to the floor?
Ripping it off with a kick!
How ISS greets their friend.
"You the BOMB!"
Why did Paul Walker cross the street?
Because he wasn't wearing his seatbelt.
A redneck and a Black man walk into a bar and order a drink.
Knock knock! Who's there? It's Dave! Dave who? Dave proceeds to break down crying at the realization that his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.
Happiness.
How did Rihanna know that Chris Brown was cheating on her? There was a different color of lipstick on his knuckles.
If it's on the clock, it's old enough for the cock.
Why did the boy drop his ice cream?
He got hit by a bus.
Fuck you, biiiiiitch!
What is a similarity between a pregnant 14-year-old and the fetus inside of her?
They both are thinking, "Shit! Mom is gonna kill me!"
Why are priests called father? Because it's too suspicious to call them daddy.
20 years of sex in the dark, the wife finds out he was using a dildo. The wife gets angry and says, "Explain the dildo, prick." The husband says, "Explain the children, bitch."
modern feminism.
Hillary Clinton
Kids?
What’s pink, nine inches, and makes my wife cry when I shove it down her throat?
Her Miscarriage.
Q: What’s the difference between me and you?
A: I’m not wasting my time reading this joke.
God creating bees.
God: "Put a needle on their butt."
Angel: "Come on, God, wha-"
God: "Make its puke delicious."
Angel: "WTF"
