Teacher: "People with depression never get anywhere in life."
Student 1: "My mom has depression, but she died."
Student 2: "My sister has depression and she's going to therapy."
Student 3: "My dad has depression, and he's doing REALLY well."
Morbid Jokes
I'm not saying I hate you, but if you got hit by a bus, I'd be driving that bus.
What is the difference between the rook and the bishop? The rook goes straight, while the bishop moves diagonally.
Shaenaya is single, 16, and looking for a 30 year old man that can pleasure her, huh?
Shaenaya likes goat dick.
Daniel takes his frustrations out on Shaenaya and his sexual frustrations out on Arunima.
shaenaya
What's the best thing about abuse jokes? The punchline.
Goats are like mushrooms.
If you shoot a cat, I'm scared of toasters.
What's the same about "Make a Wish Program" and "Dark Jokes"?
They never get old.
I like my women how I like my cigars: 7 years old and coming from Cuban in a burlap sack.
Why can’t pedophiles ever win races? Because they are always coming in a little behind.
What is dumb, yo mama, you dumb stupid idiot?
I'll never forget my boss's last words: "We shall serve the best meat in our burgers!"
Yo mamma's so fat, she had to pull down her pants to get to her wallet!
What can you tell a dog, but not your girlfriend? Come.
What does PEMDAS stand for?
Please End My Depression And Suffering.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an ugly girl? The Twin Towers at least got fucked.
I like my women like I like my coffee.
Dark, rich, and imported.
Did Jesus die a virgin?
Of course not! He got nailed before he died.
