Mom's jokes
Your mom is so fat nobody can compare her to anything.
My mom said, "Why did I adopt you?"
I said, "Because the other three were mistakes."
Your mom is so ugly that even Medusa turned to stone from looking at her!
Mom: I apologize, Sam, for being so mean to you. <3
Sam: Thank you, Mother, for your apology.
Mom: jk
Why do orphans have water in cereal?
Because mom was never around to produce milk.
Memes
How do you make an orphan shut up?
You tell his mom.
I was bullying an orphan, then I said, "What, you gonna run home and cry to your mom?"
What do my cock and money have in common?
Your mom.
There was a kid in my class who said my face looked like a physical reaction (we were learning about that stuff at the time), so I said I made a chemical reaction with his mom last night.
Ur mom is so fat that when she came to the front door, she was already at the back door.
Mom!
Mom!
Mom, (DYM 147)
Yo momma so fat she died at 5. Her kids, f
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Your mom.
Mom! (DYM 14)
Mom said drugs are my enemies. God said love your enemies. What do I tell her?
Kid: Your mom!
Orphan: (cries)
My friend's mom died, and he also died in a crash.
Mom: Hey you! What are you doing?!
Me: Nothing, why?
Mom: You're supposed to do your ______.
Me that/every night: *sob*
Friends: Are you okay?
Me: Yeah, fine.
Me in head: Or maybe I'm not okay...