Mom's jokes
Your mom!
Your mom and dad abandoned you because you're too ugly.
Q. Why did the boy fall off his bike?
A. His mom threw an oven at him.
What do you call your mom?
Monkey.
Your mom's so fat, she fell.
Mom, am I adopted?
What? No. "In head" No, dah, bitch.
Your mom is so fat that she doesn't need WiFi because she is worldwide.
There was a kid in my class who said my face looked like a physical reaction (we were learning about that stuff at the time), so I said I made a chemical reaction with his mom last night.
Yo mama jokes are so old, like your mom.
Ur mom is so fat that when she came to the front door, she was already at the back door.
Little Johnny: Dad, why are you rubbing the horse's chest and butt?
Dad: I want to see if it's good enough to buy.
Little Johnny: I think Uncle Joe wants to buy Mom.
Your mom.
My mom ate my food, so I ate her pet hamster.
Your mom is so fat Santa Claus came down and said, "Ho ho holy shit!"
I was bullying a little kid for having a purple eye and said, "Where'd you get that? Your mom? Your dad?"
After that, everyone in my group was laughing at the kid. The next day I never saw him again.
The police: Pull over!
The kid: Do you know who my dad is?
The police: What, your mom did not tell you?
Your mom is just like Rapunzel, but instead of letting down her hair, she lets everyone down! OHHHHH!
A kid calls out for his mom one day while he is in the tub and says, "Mom come quick! I'm walking on water!"
And the mom runs in and says, "I knew evon whatent yo daddy! I ain't never slept with him a day my life!"
It was my cousin's birthday and my mom said what should we get her? I said a rope.
Your mom is so fat nobody can compare her to anything.