Mom's jokes
Your mom is so fat Santa Claus came down and said, "Ho ho holy shit!"
Your mom is so ugly her face would split in half when she sees you.
Your mom is a joke.
I was bullying a little kid for having a purple eye and said, "Where'd you get that? Your mom? Your dad?"
After that, everyone in my group was laughing at the kid. The next day I never saw him again.
My mom ate my food, so I ate her pet hamster.
Your mom is so fat nobody can compare her to anything.
I was bullying an orphan, then I said, "What, you gonna run home and cry to your mom?"
Mom, (DYM 147)
How do you make an orphan shut up?
You tell his mom.
"Mom, these balloons are hard to blow."
"Son, stay out of the drawer."
Your mom is so ugly that even Medusa turned to stone from looking at her!
Your mom.
It was my cousin's birthday and my mom said what should we get her? I said a rope.
The police: Pull over!
The kid: Do you know who my dad is?
The police: What, your mom did not tell you?
Your mom is just like Rapunzel, but instead of letting down her hair, she lets everyone down! OHHHHH!
My mom said, "Why did I adopt you?"
I said, "Because the other three were mistakes."
Little Johnny: Dad, why are you rubbing the horse's chest and butt?
Dad: I want to see if it's good enough to buy.
Little Johnny: I think Uncle Joe wants to buy Mom.
A kid calls out for his mom one day while he is in the tub and says, "Mom come quick! I'm walking on water!"
And the mom runs in and says, "I knew evon whatent yo daddy! I ain't never slept with him a day my life!"
Yo momma so fat she died at 5. Her kids, f
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Your mom.