Mom's jokes
Your mom is so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Dad: Honey!
Mom: What?
Dad: All of the broken condoms are on the bed.
Mom: WHAT!?
Children: *staring*
What's the difference between a God and my mom?
My mom exists. I mean... she did at one point! Unlike any "Gods."
Repeat after me...
Me: "You have a weird style."
Mom: "You have a weird style."
Me: "Um, not your mirror!" *runs away*
"Joe Biden's mom is so fat, she's very fat folks, she's so fat I'm gonna use her to build my new wall"-Trump
So, when I'm about to take a shower, my mom says, "Take a shower." When I'm about to take out the trash, my mom says, "Take out the trash."
Your mom is emo, Deacon.
Luca’s Mom and Dad be throwing the kids into the fountain in the city, but they're sea monsters, so if they went to jail for that, they would be on death row anyway. 🤣
What do you call multiple quintuplets that look the same?
Naruto's mom.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his mom said, "Ven bakac."
Knock, knock.
Your mom.
Why did the baby cow cross the road?
To find its mom who has the milk.
I woke up today, and my mom said it was 1940.
I asked my mom if I could be Wednesday (from the Addams family). She said no. She said I would look creepy and weird. She said I HAVE TO BE SOMETHING CUTE. The outfit looked ridiculous. Everyone else looked spooky except for me ;-;.
Yo forehead so angled, your mom could walk up.
Mom! (DYM 10)
Me: I have a dream.
Mom: What?
Me: For you to fucking shut up.
Mom!
Mom! (DYM 48)
Dad: Alive.
Brother: Orphan (fault=Mother).
Me: Dead on the inside but sadly alive.
Mother: Alive...
Wait a minute... I thought you were dead, Mom... Right, you're dead to me at least.