Mom's jokes
Dad: Alive.
Brother: Orphan (fault=Mother).
Me: Dead on the inside but sadly alive.
Mother: Alive...
Wait a minute... I thought you were dead, Mom... Right, you're dead to me at least.
What do you call multiple quintuplets that look the same?
Naruto's mom.
Where's your mom at?
I woke up today, and my mom said it was 1940.
Mom!
Memes
Mom! (DYM 7)
Me: I have a dream.
Mom: What?
Me: For you to fucking shut up.
Yo forehead so angled, your mom could walk up.
Mom! (DYM 10)
Mom!
Mom! (DYM 22)
Mom!
The only people who do yo mama jokes wish they had a mom.
One day a mom who looked like a pig broke the car down.
Hey guys, starting tomorrow, I will put one letter of the "doin your mom" song every day. Can I finish the song?
Also, I might be in Fortnite, hehehehehe.
Mom! (DYM 3)
I wanna date you.
Said mom, dad said no, you are a horrid, f*cking d*ck.
I asked my mom if I could be Wednesday (from the Addams family). She said no. She said I would look creepy and weird. She said I HAVE TO BE SOMETHING CUTE. The outfit looked ridiculous. Everyone else looked spooky except for me ;-;.
9 months before I was born,
I went to a party with my dad and left with my mom.
My mom said that I don't listen to homophones, but then I said, "No, I listen to headphones."