Mom's jokes
My mom is telling me to get off Friday Night Funkin' or she will slam my head against the keyboard: weherhrqqkh[qokqho[krq3[t4i2-4q43q343q44334q43.
Listen, if my mom sees me on Roblox at 3 a.m., she said she would bang my head against the keyboardndfndfnnckvnksdvknkdsfnvbfw.
Everyone makes mistakes. Like my mom, she made a mistake 13 years ago.
One day a mom who looked like a pig broke the car down.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his mom said, "Ven bakac."
Mom!
What do you call multiple quintuplets that look the same?
Naruto's mom.
Where's your mom at?
Dad: Alive.
Brother: Orphan (fault=Mother).
Me: Dead on the inside but sadly alive.
Mother: Alive...
Wait a minute... I thought you were dead, Mom... Right, you're dead to me at least.
I wanna date you.
Said mom, dad said no, you are a horrid, f*cking d*ck.
Hey guys, starting tomorrow, I will put one letter of the "doin your mom" song every day. Can I finish the song?
Also, I might be in Fortnite, hehehehehe.
Mom! (DYM 3)
Mom! (DYM 10)
Mom!
Mom! (DYM 48)
Me: I have a dream.
Mom: What?
Me: For you to fucking shut up.
Mom!
Mom! (DYM 22)
The only people who do yo mama jokes wish they had a mom.
Yo forehead so angled, your mom could walk up.