Mom's jokes

"Joe Biden's mom is so fat, she's very fat folks, she's so fat I'm gonna use her to build my new wall"-Trump

Luca’s Mom and Dad be throwing the kids into the fountain in the city, but they're sea monsters, so if they went to jail for that, they would be on death row anyway. 🤣

Mom: “Guess where I’m taking you, son!”

Son: “To the playground?”

Mom: “No, to the morgue.”

So, when I'm about to take a shower, my mom says, "Take a shower." When I'm about to take out the trash, my mom says, "Take out the trash."

Your mom is emo, Deacon.

When your mom says it will all be ok if you just......... *there is blood on the floor*

When you say, "I wish I could cut off these bumps on my neck." (Your mom walking to you with a knife.)

Why did the baby cow cross the road?

To find its mom who has the milk.

Guy on Fortnite: "Ima sleep with your mom lmao."

Orphan: Starts crying.

Knock, knock.

Your mom.

I woke up today, and my mom said it was 1940.

My mom said that being straight is good, but if you're straight, how do you walk? So I decided to be gay.

Your mom was so fat that she couldn't have a man and couldn't go through the door.

I'M JOKING, DON'T GET MAD!

Your mom is so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.

Hey, is anyone’s mom missing? Yeah, yours.

My mom said, "Hey, come over here."

I responded, "Too late, Mom!"

Dad: Honey!

Mom: What?

Dad: All of the broken condoms are on the bed.

Mom: WHAT!?

Children: *staring*

What's the difference between a God and my mom?

My mom exists. I mean... she did at one point! Unlike any "Gods."

A kid decided to burn his house down.

His dad watched, tears in his eyes. He put his arm around the mom and said, "That's arson."

Your mom uses the equator as a belt.