Mom's jokes

Mom, why was I adopted?

Because people are terrible, and that’s how the world works, son!

Ok, Dad, the world is TERRIBLE!

Why was your mom so into me?

'Cause she was the man.

My mom

Your mom dot com.

Mom!

Mom! (DYM 48)

When you say, "I wish I could cut off these bumps on my neck." (Your mom walking to you with a knife.)

So a kid was hanging out with his mom and this man comes up to him and said, "Hi, I'm your new dad." The kid did not think about it, and then he did and said, "But I already have a dad." The mom said, "That was not your real dad."

When your mom says it will all be ok if you just......... *there is blood on the floor*

Mom, start eating, or else you will get fatter!

Knock, knock.

Your mom.

Guy on Fortnite: "Ima sleep with your mom lmao."

Orphan: Starts crying.

Why did the baby cow cross the road?

To find its mom who has the milk.

The woman had a dick, lol, it's your mom ahahahahahaha, yeah YOU! Jhon man! In New York City I am on to you! I will be under your bed tonight lol get a bodyguard!

There was a kid in my class who said my face looked like a physical reaction (we were learning about that stuff at the time), so I said I made a chemical reaction with his mom last night.

Yo mom's so fat, I went over to her house a few years ago and wanted to watch TV.

So I asked for the TV remote, and she's still trying to get it!

One day my mom told me not to be an actor. I said, "But mommy, I will make a lot of money!"

Repeat after me...

Me: "You have a weird style."

Mom: "You have a weird style."

Me: "Um, not your mirror!" *runs away*

"Joe Biden's mom is so fat, she's very fat folks, she's so fat I'm gonna use her to build my new wall"-Trump

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his mom said, "Ven bakac."