What did the orphan say to his mom
Where are u
Teacher:every1 tomorrow is bring your mom to school day Me:srry but my moms not gonna make Teacher:why Me: im an orphan bitch
-JuicyFruitSnacks- A whole lot of pepper and a whole lot of salt if I blame it on my friends it wont be my fault. -Mully- This is my mom left!!
he was a head of his class ...mom always says STAY A HEAD!
Tell your mom happy last night emoji in my bed
Sike I lied, your mom is a guy
What's the difference between your mom and a mosquito?
Answer: The mosquito stops sucking if you slap hard enough
what the difference between me and you? i leave white stain in your moms bed and you leave white stain in my moms bed!