My mom was cooking dinner and asked me if I could get her a cutting board
“No I need you to take off your shirt and lay on the island so I can cut some chicken”.
I asked my mom if I can help her out with the cooking, she answered yes. A few hours later dinner was ready and dad came to join. Mother said “honey can you get the mashed potatoes” dad said “why she’s right here”
yo moma so rich
her blood type is 24 karat GOLD!
yo mama so big her belt size said equator
me explaining my child : when your mom is sitting on a table in her periods, its called periodic table
my mom give me your stuff bc u have bad grades me HOW ABOUT MY 5 LITTLE BROTHER I HAVE A- HE HAS f- she lets him play anyway and i dont
when my bro says YOUR MOM when I'm talking when I'm at school talking and my friend says YOUR MOM me punches him;-;
my mom and dad: KIDS COME DOWNSTAIRS TO EAT me: what's for dinner Mom and Dad: food The next day KIDS COME DOWNSTAIRS FOR FOOD my brother and sister what's for dinner: mr: food ;-;
I asked the orphan kid if his mom is hot. He just started crying
Your mom checked for your hairline but she could not find it
Ps. My brother made this up when he had no meds.... I almost died 😅
What does ATM stand for........
Answer: Amy’s Terrible Mom
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I once was playing with my friend and roblox girlfriend, then one day, they cheated on me. i broke up with her and unfriended him then i saw my mom and my uncle crying! Me be like : ;-;
Hey guys can we stop making these jokes, If my mom sees this I will never see the sun again. Oh . . . :( continue
id tell a joke about how my mom was abusive but i either forgot everything or she just wasn't there
I love when I could run throw the grass and feel the wind on my face. Then my mom told me to get off VR and then I wheeled myself to her
When you ask your mom for candy but you grab from the wrong drawer...
knock knock- whose there- not your dad- random kid: my dad went to get milk my mom said he will be back soon.
Kids when they meet kid out of home alone be like: “at least your mom came back”
What did the mom say when her child came out? "The head was so big"
When the quiet kid tells you not to go to school the next day but your mom makes you go anyway
