My mom said she will slam me head into my computer of I don't get of it, I'm not to worried though, I think she is just jhehus,d.kes,jdhcuya71,hshh.jdh
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My mom has a policy where if you kill a butterfly, no butter for a week, and if you kill a grub, no grub for a week.
She killed a cockroach today. I have some bad news for her.
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Boy: Hey mom can we have ice cream. Orphan: What's a mom?
a favorite childhood memory was building sandcastles with my grandfather , that is until my mom took the urn away from me
kid "whats dark humor" mom "you see that man over there without arms tell him to clap" kid "I am blind mom" "exactly" said mom
A boy with Down Syndrome was talking with his mom.
“Mom, why did God make me like this?”, he said
“It’s because God made you special.”, she said.
“Just kidding, I was only talking about your needs.”
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What do you call it if your mom is a guy and ur dad is a woman?
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What does a freshly pregnant teen and her baby share?
They both think "Mom's probably going to kill me"
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My dad just found out and told my mom about one of their friends Chad just murdered his wife Claire and after doing that he turned the gun on himself and committed suicide right after My moms reply: Jesus Chad will do anything to get out of cleaning his mess won’t he
When Kenney goes down on his mom, does he taste vegetable or fish?
Why is the twin towers and my mom have in common? They fell over .
I saw an orphan in the grocery store and asked him wheres your mom and he cried. Why?
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My Aunt visited and saw all of the stuff around the house my mom had kept over the years and said "If you have something that no one likes, and it only makes people upset, or its useless, throw it away." the next time my Aunt visited she said "Where is you daughter?" my Mom said "I took your advice"
