Mom jokes
Your mom's so fat, Donald Trump built the wall around her.
What’s the difference between my mom and the Twin Towers?
My mom got hit by two cars. The Twin Towers got hit by two planes.
When your grades get mailed to your house when you expect to get them in school.
When you get home, your mom is there with the belt, going 1k miles per hour.
I asked my mother about her mom.
She said she was in a better place. After that, I asked her where that place is. She didn't know, so I sent her to a better place.
I was told to burn calories, so I threw your mom in the fire.
My mom said I need Jesus in my life, so I drunk up the holy water ;}
My mom ate my food, so I ate her pet hamster.
Your Mom is so friking fat, that when she ripped her pants and went to the seamster, they said, "We don't sew curtains!"
Mom: Son, where are my condoms?
Son: What are condoms?
Dad: She puts it on me and the sandwich.
Son: Wait, why did my girlfriend come over and take one?
Dad: Um, I don't know, but go to bed.
Son: But it's 2:46pm in the afternoon, bruh.
Yo mama so fat, I couldn't see the store.
Yo mama is so ugly, when she looked at the mirror, I cracked up.
Yo mama so ugly Donald Trump said "wrong!"
Want to know what I do in my freetime?
Punch an orphan, cuz what are they going to do, tell their mom?
Your mom is so fat that when she fell on the sidewalk, nobody laughed, but the sidewalk cracked up.
I have an Uncle named Ricky, who made ur mom sticky.
His dad calls him pricky and everyone begs for his dicky.
Mom! Mom! My classmates called me an orphan!
Boy: Hello, Mom, can I have $50?
Mom: Does it look like I am made of money?
Boy: That's what M.O.M. means, right?
Your mom's so fat, she annexed Crimea!
Your mom is so fat she was the reason why the Titanic crashed.
Yeah man, you watch Pornhub, and you have premium too, but at least I don't need Premium to see your mom in bed.