Sike I lied, your mom is a guy
Am I considered a cannibal because I told my mom that grandma's ashes was sugar.
your mom is so fat she played bowling with the planets.
We thought that my mother died in the best was possible, during her sleep. But when we did an autopsy on her, we saw she actually died in the worst way possible. During the autopsy.
Little Johnny beings his cat to school and then the teacher asked him why. Little Johnny says "because I heard my dad tell my mom I'm going to eat that pussy up when the kids leave".
wheres your mom
in the bin
Mom start eating or else u will get fater👋
Why is it so easy bullying orphans They can’t tell their mom
I called my mom on Alexa and she told me "please take out the trash" and I said "but I can't ur not here
Little Steven has Scared to take a Shower by himself so he Asked his mum to shower with him. She said ok just don’t look up. He looked up and said wow what are those. She said they are headlights. He looked under and stuck his finger in it and said oh what is that. She said that’s a Pu-pu-pu Bush!! The next day Stevens mom wasn’t home so he asked his Papa can I shower with you? He said ok just don’t look up. Well Steven looked up and said WTH IS THAT? His dad said it’s a Snake. That night he asked his parents if he can sleep with them. They said ok Just don’t look under the covers. He grew bored then looked under and Screamed mom turn on the headlights There’s a snake in the bush.
The twin towers are just like my mom and dad, they went to work and never came back.
Why can’t orthons eat at a family restaurant? Because then don’t have a mom or dad
so a kid was hanging out with his mom and this man comes up to him and said hi i'm your new dad the kid did not think about it and then he did and said but i already have a dad the mom said that was not your real dad
"When you mom is pregnate and your best friend learns dad jokes" Me:.....
when you say i wish i could cut of these bumps on my neck. (your mom walking to you with a knife)
when your mom says it will all be ok if you just .........(bang) *their is blood on the floor*
my mom said " Don't jump off we need you" and i said "no" then i jump off a building and died.
why do orphan have water in cereal
bc mom was never around to produce milk
I went to the orphanage and yelled your mama jokes
From your mom
What did the mom tell her son when he asked for a bowl of cereal? sSorry your dad wasn't came back with the milk yet
