Little Johnny said he wanted a coffee. SO his mom said he can have one. He got an esspresso not knowing depresso came with it.
Little Johnny went up to his mom and said: "Can I have some milk?"
He waited for three hours to get an answer.
His mom finally said: "No, your dad still isn't back with it."
i asked my mom what her biggest regret was for a project at school and she said oh go look in the bathroom above the sink.........there was a mirror
Kenny Tyler, you're lucky you're adopted. Tyler: Why? Kenny: Because you can fuck your mom without getting arrested for incest.
My fondest childhood memory was building sandcastles with my grandfather. That is, until my mom took the urn away from me.
My girlfriend broke up with me today. Her mom had to take her to daycare😢😢😢
Roses are red, violets are blue. Your mom isn't here because she doesn't love you.
I love my mom
mommy when will daddy come back? I'm not your mom...
In america, mom births you.
In soviet russia, you birth mom.
Yo mom so fat that people jumped on her cuz they thought she was a school bus
Ur mom saw Uranus and never was the same in HD. :)
your mom so ugly shes the reason he swerved
your mom so ugly that Paul walker dying
the thing my mom birthed
Yout mom is so fat when she went to sit on the couch it said to be cuteness 😍 😭 🤧 😩 😫 😳 😍 😭 🤧 😩 😫 😳 😍 😭 🤧 😩 😫 😳 😍 😭 🤧 😩 😫 😳 😍 😭 🤧 😩 😫 😳 😍 😭 🤧 😩 😫 😳 😍 😭 🤧 😩 😫 😳 😍 😭 🤧 😩 😫 😳 😍 😭
Your mom is SOO stupid she was studying for a COVID test
Little Johny sits on a chair. He notices he is sitting on something, Then he sees a plastic di##. He asks his mom whats that and mom didnt now. so when his dad comes home from work he sees him with the plastick di## and says son why uy messing with my personal toy
Me: Where's your mom? Kid: cries Me: leaving from the adoption center
your gay
bro i am straighter than the pole that ur mom dances on for me every night
