when little johnny was about 3 he got curious and stuck his hand up a maniquins pants and his mom says no little johnny there is teeth up there that will bite off your hand little johnny thing oh no i cant do that again. a few years later he was 15 and he had a gf and they were making out and she says why dont you ever stick your hand up my pants he says on no my mom says there is teeth that will bite off my hand up there she says no there isnt just look little johnny looks and says well no wonder there aint no teeth by the way them gums look.
Hey is anyone’s mom missing yea yours
Ur mom is just like Rapunzel but instead of letting down her hair she lets everyone down!!!! OHHHHH
The police: poleover The kid: do you know who my dad is Th police: what you mom did not tell you
I accidentlly said go cry to your mom to an orphan😭
I was bullying a little kid for having a purple eye and said,"Where'd you get that? Your mom? Your dad?". After that, everyone in my group was laughing at the kid. The next day I never saw him again.
how come orphans know how to do laundry cause thats usually the moms job
So I asked my mom for a bath bomb, she just gave me a toaster.
BULLY v.s QUIET KID
Bully: I bet your dick is as small as a tic tac
Quiet Kid: Thats why your moms breath smells so good. QUIET KID WINS
I went to ask my friends mom if I could have a sleepover Then I rememberd they did not have a mom or dad
Mom:lets have an adoption party! Kid:cries Mom:what’s wrong? Kid:IM ADOPTED????
Like this comment if: -Your mom is sus -Your mum is sus
Dislike if: -You are horny
Listen if my mom say me on roblox ate 3am she said she would bang my head against the keyboardndfndfnnckvnksdvknkdsfnvbfw
Boy: "Hey mom, can we have ice cream?"
Orphan: "What's a mom?"
When you get mad, just punch an orphan. Who are they going to tell? Their mom?
Your Mom so fat that she went on to commit suicide but the roof fell off.....
Orphanage kid: you’re ugly Kid w/ mother: your mom
Your mom's so fat that One Punch Man had to take two punches.
my mom is telling me get off friday night funkin or she will slam my head aginst the keybore weherhrqqkh[qokqho[krq3[t4i2-4q43q343q44334q43
For this orphan, his dad didn't only go and get the milk. His mom did too.
