Mom

Mom jokes

Your mom is just like Rapunzel, but instead of letting down her hair, she lets everyone down! OHHHHH!

The police: Pull over!

The kid: Do you know who my dad is?

The police: What, your mom did not tell you?

I was bullying a little kid for having a purple eye and said, "Where'd you get that? Your mom? Your dad?"

After that, everyone in my group was laughing at the kid. The next day I never saw him again.

BULLY vs. QUIET KID

Bully: I bet your dick is as small as a Tic Tac.

Quiet Kid: That's why your mom's breath smells so good.

QUIET KID WINS

I went to ask my friend's mom if I could have a sleepover.

Then I remembered they did not have a mom or dad.

Like this comment if: - Your mom is sus - Your mum is sus

Dislike if: - You are horny.

Listen, if my mom sees me on Roblox at 3 a.m., she said she would bang my head against the keyboardndfndfnnckvnksdvknkdsfnvbfw.

My mom is telling me to get off Friday Night Funkin' or she will slam my head against the keyboard: weherhrqqkh[qokqho[krq3[t4i2-4q43q343q44334q43.

Little Johnny said he wanted a coffee, so his mom said he can have one.

He got an espresso, not knowing "depresso" came with it.

Little Johnny went up to his mom and said: "Can I have some milk?"

He waited for three hours to get an answer.

His mom finally said: "No, your dad still isn't back with it."