My mom told me to be positive ... I was heading to a HIV test.
My mom once told me to spread positivity across the world, so I did. I spread covid across the globe because I tested positive :D
My mom died when we couldn’t remember her blood type. As she died, she kept telling us to “be positive,” but it’s hard without her.
My bully: your face is ugly. Me: Yeah well your mom is so fat she broke the stair way to heaven. My bully: :(
My mom told me to recycle the trash. I guess I’m taking you for another bike ride!
Irritable Bowel Syndrome saved me from depression... It’s hard to feel empty when you’re so full of shiiii fuck ur mom
I was cussing out this kid for stealing and there mom walked in and said "HEY LANGUAGE!!" and I just said ENGLISH BITCH!
little jonny bad ass was sitting on a porch one day and a preacher was in the house little jonny bad ass had to use the bathroom so he bangs on the door saying mom i half to use the bathroomn his mom ses wait so little jonny bad ass sow a hat on the step he lookes around and pulls his pants down and shits in the hat well a few later the preacher comes out and ses i see u have my hat well little jonny bad ass ses ya i cout the wolds fasts berd the preacher ses well let me see him little jonny bad ass ses no i dont know well the preacher ses ill put my handes by the hat you lift and ill cach him well little jonny bad ass lifted the hat and the preacher clapt his handes and little jonny bad ass ses now see the bird don shit and ran.
your mom is so fat santa claus came done and said ho ho holy shit
Your mom's so fat Donald trump built the wall round her
What’s the difference between my mom and the twin towers my mom got hit by two cars the twin towers got hit by two planes
when your grades get mailed to your house when you expect to get them in school. When you get home your mom with the belt going 1k m9iles per hour.
I asked my mother about her mom. She said she was in a better place. After that, I asked her where is that place. She didn't know. So I sent her to a better place.
I was told to burn calories, so I threw your mom in the fire.
My mom said i need Jesus in my life, So I drunk up the holy water ;}.
My mom ate my food, So I ate her pet hamster ;}
Your Mom is so friking fat,THAT WHEN SHE RIPPED HER PANTSAND WENT TO THE SEAMSTER THEY SAY WE DONT SEW CURTAINS
Mom: son where is my condoms son: what are condoms DAD: she puts it on me and the sandwich son: wait why did my girlfriend come over and take one dad: um I don't know but go to bed son: but it's 2:46pm in the afternoon bruh
Yo mama so fat I couldn't the the store
Yo mama so ugly when she looked at the mirror I cracked up
