yout mom
Your mom oh wait you don't have one
Mom: can I tell you a joke Kid: sure Mom: Knock Knock Kid: Who there Mom: Not yo Kid: Not Yo Who Mom: Not Yo Father Kid: Not Yo Husband Either
I told my mom to get rope for a project and when she got home I got the good old coat hanger out and hung myself up.
I remember u. U used to be an ash I would live to roast u more, but my mom said to not burn trash
Roses are red violets are blue people thinks that you’re fat until they saw your mom
Why do kids prefer to spend more time with there dad than there mom?
They already know that there dad is gonna get " Milk " and never return
Dad: I heard and actor killed them selves with a knife, it was Reese something. Mom: Witherspoon. Dad: no with a knife you dummy.
Your mom is so fat that she can't get internet because she is worldwide.
What do vacuums and your mom have in common?
They both suck
People say my dad left me and was never successful, but if you search up who destroyed the twin towers he will pop up. Also, my moms great grandpa killed Hitler
ur mom is so fat that when she went on the scale, it said " i need your weight, not your phone number "
ur mom is so fat that when god said " let there be light, " he asked you to move out the way
Kid: "Mom, I had a scary dream. Can I come sleep with you and dad?"
Mom: "Sure, sweetie, sleep in the middle."
Kid: "Dad, can you get the remote out of my back?"
Dad: "That isn't the remote."
*Weird background music*
Your mom said can you get to the dick game
your mom is so stupid she stopped at a stop sign because it never said go
I love when I could run throw the grass and feel the wind on my face. Then my mom told me to get off VR and then I wheeled myself to her
Yesterday my mom forgot to go grocery shopping and I was starving so I kept opening the fridge about 100 times but nothing new was in their
McNeill mom wrote a shopping list for supper ... cabbage _50 Carrots-50 Cooking fat -100 Onions_20 Tomato-20 salt-10 Total=250 she gave McNeill the list to get the ingredients. McNeill took long to return home from the shopping ... His mom decided to call McNeill to ask why are taking long . McNeill answered I have all the ingredients but I'm looking for total
I sold my vacuum the other day. All I got was dust and my moms wig
