When I finished high school, I wanted to take my graduation money and buy myself a motorcycle, but my mom said no. See, she had a brother who died in a horrible motorcycle accident when he was eighteen. And I could just have his motorcycle.
your mom is like a penny, two faced, flat, and always in someones pants.
One day little johnny walks in on his dad getting dressed and asked what is that daddy. Dad"Oh that's my snake." The next day little johnny walks in on his mom getting dressed and askes what is that mom says"that's my bushes" the next day Little johnny cant sleeps so he goes into his parents room and asks dad why is your snake going into moms bushes.
me: what is the different off ur mom and a mouscito. friend: let me guess they both sucks u.
me: can i get ur mom number? friend: here u go: me: ohh strange i already had it.
why did ur emo mom get u? to have someone to hang out with.
your mom is so ugly even shrek ran away from her
my step mom walked in naked once i sky rocketed that day i was 12
little johnny woke up at midnight on xmas eve to santa with his pants down on top of his mom he then said ho ho OH YEAH!!!
ate my mom
Why is the twin towers and my mom have in common? They fell over .
My Mom said: I have a daughter that killed herself for getting bullied. Well i said: Have you seen her?
A kid decided to burn his house down. His dad watched, tears in his eyes. He put his arm around the mom and said, "That's arson."
you mom and your dad
Bully: Your mom hates you Orphan: I dont have parents ;)
Depression: here your mom just died. Me: MY MOM IS ALREADY DEAD
ur mother
one night a father heard his daugter saying good night good night mom god night dad good night mamah good by papa the next day her papa died he heard her saying them a month later good night mom god night dad good by mamah the next day her mamah died well her dad was scared for his life he knew he was next well his daugter said them again good night mom good by dad the next day the mail man droped dead on their porch.
Your mom and dad are never comin back becuase dad is cumin for another kid
Your mom is so slow, it took her 9 months to make a joke.
