so you mom call she side when covin come home
Little Johnny says: “Mom, you know that lovely vase in the dining room that’s been handed down from generation to generation?” Mom replies: “Yes. What about it?” He says: “Well, the last generation just dropped it.”
Little Johnny was overheard by his mother reciting his homework, “Two plus two, the son of a b*tch is four; four plus four, the son of a b*tch is eight; eight plus eight, the son of a b*tch...;” “Johnny!” shouted his mother. “Stop swearing!” “But mom!” Little Johnny protested, “That’s what the teacher taught us! And she said we should recite it till we learned it!”
The next day his mother went to the teacher to complain. “No, no,” said the teacher, terrified. “That’s not what I taught them. They’re supposed to say: ‘Two plus two, the sum of which is four.’”
my mom: If your friend jumped off a bridge would you me: No Attack on titan music starts playing in my head
Ur mom was so fat that even Jon Brower Minnoch was ten times less fatter.
once there was this kid that wanted to shower with his dad so his dad said yes then he ask what is that and his dad said it a chow chow train the next day he wanted to shower with his mom so she said yes he ask again what is that and she said it was a tunnel with light the same day he wanted to sleep with them and they said yes in the middle of the night he woke up and told his mom to turn on the light because the chow chow train is going in
I saw an orphan in the grocery store and asked him wheres your mom and he cried. Why?
I would stop bullying the orphan kid what's he gonna do cry to he's mommy
I went to MacDonald's to get a big mac, it was for his mom cause she was to fat
My mom loves balls. But my dad has been gone for the last 4 years
Your moms so fat she doesn’t need internet, she’s already world wide
Your mom was dating a boy that had a twin brother but she did it with the wrong one
Your mom is so ugly you look like her oh got em
Ur mom is so fat that dora couldn't explore her
Ur mom is so fat that she brang a spoon to the superbowl
Mom: I'm getting you a dog!
Me: OMG REALLY?!
Mom: Yeah, what gender do you want?
Me: ...
Me: Bitch please.
yo mom so fat i went over to her house a few years ago and wanted to watch tv
so i asked for the tv remote and shes still trying to get it
Yo mama jokes are so old, like your mom
If mom seen u she will die and be happy bc of u being ugly
I saw ur forehead and realised ur mom and dads forehead were as big as urs also ur gay
