What did Stevie Wonder's mom do to punish him as a child?
She rearranged all the furniture.
Your mom... OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Trump's mom.
Yo mama so far that when she walks outside at 8 a.m., it becomes midnight all over again.
Yo mama is so stupid it takes her an hour to cook minute rice.
I fucked your mom, that's why I've been paying your life support since you were born.
your mom
"Mom? Don't freak out, but I'm in the hospital."
"Aaron, you've been a doctor for over 8 years now, please stop starting every phone conversation we have with that."
Your mom sings "It's the Final Countdown" while pooping.
Your mom laughs at your father, because he has an ugly wife.
Your mom finds a mirror on the scrapyard and says, "I would have thrown away a picture like that, too!"
Moms have Mother's Day and dads have Father's Day. What do single guys have?
Palm Sunday.
