What is a "dad"?
Stephen Hawkins died crossing the road, he was hit by a Universal Serial Bus.
THE EGG THAT BEAT KYLIE JENNER
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I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.
What does Christian say when he wants out of jail?
Bale me out!
Hogwarts is making a new condom. It's called feetus deletus
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What’s white and crunchy and swings through trees? A meringue-atang
I'm really bad at giving directions. But, don't take that the wrong way.
Any joke can be funny with the right delivery except abortion jokes because then there is no delivery
why cant orphans play baseball?
cause they don't know where home is
What did the Emo say to the surgeon ? "cut me please"
WHY AM I IDIOT?
Swiggity swooty i'm coming for dat booty
So, I was walking down the path of my life with bigfoot, noticing the two pairs of footprints, mine and his. One day, I notice his prints are gone. I look up to him and say, "You had promised you would always be there for me. How is this possible?" He, then, looks me straight in the eyes, and say,"Raw!"
why was the roman soldier kicked out of the army- because he was romin around during war
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