What did the grape say when he got squished nothing he just let out a little wine
i'm taking a guitar lesson at school, my band instructor told me he was going to hit me with my guitar, i Asked him if that was a fret
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road. It didn't have the guts to do it.
I find bananas very appeeling.
My favorite instrument? the TromBONE, of course.
What do you call Nicholas and Dillon/Dennis? GAY
I don’t have a joke but a poem about a sex/dark joke
Row Row Row your boat Gently down the stream Merrily merrily merrily I can make you scream
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my friends
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson were out on a hike. They had been going all day, so they decided to make camp and stay for the night. They both woke up at 3 A: M
Holmes said, look up Watson what can you see?
Judging from the position of the stars, it looks like it's about 3 A:M
What else Watson
It looks like it will be a beautiful day tomorrow
What Else Watson
What am I supposed to see Holmes?
Elementary my dear Watson, someone stole our tent
whats red and bad for your teeth? A brick
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There are more than 2 genders
There once was a boy named Sammy who loved this girl Beyond belief her name was Rayne but she didn’t notice him and or talk to him but one day she did and the ended up liking each other and getting married and living happil- wait no that’s not right Sammy actually snuck in Raynes house one day and kidnapped her and locked her in his basement and made her into a puppet so he could keep her forever and ever. The End .
What time is it when a cow sits on your fence? Time to get a new fence!
wyatt is a guy who still doesn't have a girlfriend because he didnt sit with yanely and jasmine at lunch. funny joke huh
how do you poop
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Abajo.
Abajo who?
I have abajo of water with me.
Three friends were stuck in the desert they were struggling and trying to find food when. A they found a magical lamp the rubbed it and out came a genie and genie says "each of you friends get to have one wish" so the first friend said I wish to go home same as the second one the third friend said " I'm lonely I wish my friends were with me"
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