Miscellaneous jokes
What do you call Nicholas and Dillon/Dennis?
GAY
How does a butcher keep his tent up in the wind? Steaks.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
It didn't have the guts to do it.
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Our family is known for unusually sloppy diarrhea.
It runs in our jeans.
The reason I'm gay is because I'm scared of getting cooties.
Iron Man dies.
Your mom gay.
I don’t have a joke but a poem about a sex/dark joke.
Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, I can make you scream!
My friends.
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson were out on a hike. They had been going all day, so they decided to make camp and stay for the night. They both woke up at 3 A.M.
Holmes said, "Look up, Watson, what can you see?"
"Judging from the position of the stars, it looks like it's about 3 A.M."
"What else, Watson?"
"It looks like it will be a beautiful day tomorrow."
"What Else, Watson?"
"What am I supposed to see, Holmes?"
"Elementary my dear Watson, someone stole our tent!"
What's red and bad for your teeth?
A brick.
There are more than 2 genders.
Why can’t moons walk?
'Cuz they have no legs, stupid!
There once was a boy named Sammy who loved this girl beyond belief. Her name was Rayne, but she didn’t notice him and or talk to him, but one day she did, and the ended up liking each other and getting married and living happil- wait no, that’s not right. Sammy actually snuck in Rayne's house one day and kidnapped her and locked her in his basement and made her into a puppet so he could keep her forever and ever. The End.
What time is it when a cow sits on your fence? Time to get a new fence!
Wyatt is a guy who still doesn't have a girlfriend because he didn't sit with Yanely and Jasmine at lunch. Funny joke, huh?
How do you poop?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Abajo.
Abajo who?
I have abajo of water with me.
Three friends were stuck in the desert. They were struggling and trying to find food when they found a magical lamp. They rubbed it and out came a genie, and the genie says, "Each of you friends get to have one wish." So the first friend said, "I wish to go home," same as the second one. The third friend said, "I'm lonely. I wish my friends were with me!"