Miscellaneous jokes
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Esteban.
Esteban who?
If you do not open the door, Esteban you!
Why can't skeletons play church music?
Because they have no organs.
Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign?
A: The drunk guy runs it and the stoner waits for it to turn green!
My friend got a sorry excuse for a new hair style, she says "How do you like my new hair style?"
Me: I think it's a great idea, when are you getting one?
Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says, "Can I have a drink of H2O?" Then the second says, "Can I have a drink of H2O2?" and he dies.
If a person walks off a hundred-foot cliff and halfway down screams, "Why did I do that?" Then a second person walks off the same one-hundred-foot cliff and screams the same verse, "Why did I do that?" Then another person walks off the cliff and screams the same line, "Why did I do that," and the next person does the same thing. What do you call that?
(Stupid People)
What did the grape say when he got squished? Nothing, he just let out a little wine.
2+2=4-1=3 quick math.
Q: What do women and KFC have in common?
A: Once you eat the breasts and thighs, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.
Knock knock.
"Who's there?"
"P,u!"
"P,u who?"
"P,u, you smell like shit!"
Knock, knock. Who's there? Daisy. Daisy who? Daisy me rollin', they hatin'!
What do Chinese people order: noodles in bed with some fried cat?
I was trying to make a joke about fighting, but I couldn't come up with a good punchline.
Q: You know what's morbid at a storage sale?
A: They give you more bids.
Q: Why should you never invite an aardvark to your family reunion?
A: Because it will eat your "aunts."
Everyone dislike this.
Q: What do you call a Mexican man that lost his car?
A: Carlos.
What do you call a Krispy Kreme Donut combined with a Big Mac from McDonalds?
A Krispy Kreme Mac.
TDS? More like STDs.
Wanna hear a plane joke? Nah, it'll just go over your head.