Miscellaneous jokes

I have friends.

Why?

Do you think the ocean is salty because the beach never waves back?

Meya eats meat all her sins is go off when she eat meat.

Why did the scarecrow get an award? He was outstanding in his field. Okay, I'll admit it's corny.

"Bippity Bobbity Boo, Boo Radley is coming for you!"

Q: Why can't skeletons go to the dance?

A: He doesn't have the guts for it.

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I have 2000 pounds of one-ton soup.

What is Batman's favorite food?

Justice.

What is the difference between an emo and a normal person?

An emo slits.

What do you call a person that guards a Samsung store?

A Guardian Of The Galaxy :)

What are all grandmas infected with? Defiantly not a parasite!

Why did the biology teacher break up with the physics teacher?

Because there was no chemistry...

Evan, mom hot?

I'm dead inside.

"We make sexy time, yes, and every night I tap that."

But your mom's the best, the super M.I.L.F.

And I blame it on the al-al-al-cohol, but if I were you, I wouldn’t kiss your mom on the mouth at all.

"Doin' doin' your mom, doin' doin' your mom."