Miscellaneous jokes
I lost my job at a research facility. The people were too chill for me.
Meya eats meat all her sins is go off when she eat meat.
Why did the scarecrow get an award? He was outstanding in his field. Okay, I'll admit it's corny.
"Bippity Bobbity Boo, Boo Radley is coming for you!"
I walked up to 2 people kissing and stared.
After a little while, they asked me if I minded. I said no, I don’t mind.
I went to a muffler party... it was exhausting!
Wanna hear a skeleton joke?
Sorry, I don't have the guts to tell it.
abcdef ghijklmnop qrstuv.
Q: Why can't skeletons go to the dance?
A: He doesn't have the guts for it.
Why did the biology teacher break up with the physics teacher?
Because there was no chemistry...
Evan, mom hot?
I'm dead inside.
"We make sexy time, yes, and every night I tap that."
But your mom's the best, the super M.I.L.F.
And I blame it on the al-al-al-cohol, but if I were you, I wouldn’t kiss your mom on the mouth at all.
"Doin' doin' your mom, doin' doin' your mom."
#babagang
What do you call an STD?
Elenji.
Your mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale, it said, "One at a time."
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