Miscellaneous jokes
What do you call a person that guards a Samsung store?
A Guardian Of The Galaxy :)
What are all grandmas infected with? Defiantly not a parasite!
I have 2000 pounds of one-ton soup.
Meya eats meat all her sins is go off when she eat meat.
What do you call a Krispy Kreme Donut combined with a Big Mac from McDonalds?
A Krispy Kreme Mac.
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Do you think the ocean is salty because the beach never waves back?
Where do you go when food dies?
A fooderal.
What is Batman's favorite food?
Justice.
How many Lowe’s could Rob Lowe rob if Rob Lowe could rob Lowe’s?
Puzzle
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I fucked a chick named Macy, but she had dyslexia.
So I ended up doing the YMCA.
If a sped is late for class, is it wrong to call them tardy?
Why did Stephen Hawking cross the road?
Oh wait, he didn't.
I walked up to 2 people kissing and stared.
After a little while, they asked me if I minded. I said no, I don’t mind.
I went to a muffler party... it was exhausting!
Wanna hear a skeleton joke?
Sorry, I don't have the guts to tell it.
What's brown and sticky?
What did you think! A stick......
I have friends.