Miscellaneous jokes
If a sped is late for class, is it wrong to call them tardy?
I walked up to 2 people kissing and stared.
After a little while, they asked me if I minded. I said no, I don’t mind.
I went to a muffler party... it was exhausting!
Wanna hear a skeleton joke?
Sorry, I don't have the guts to tell it.
Evan, mom hot?
I'm dead inside.
What is the difference between an emo and a normal person?
An emo slits.
Meya eats meat all her sins is go off when she eat meat.
Why did the scarecrow get an award? He was outstanding in his field. Okay, I'll admit it's corny.
"Bippity Bobbity Boo, Boo Radley is coming for you!"
Do you think the ocean is salty because the beach never waves back?
Q: Why can't skeletons go to the dance?
A: He doesn't have the guts for it.
Why did the biology teacher break up with the physics teacher?
Because there was no chemistry...
What do you call a person that guards a Samsung store?
A Guardian Of The Galaxy :)
What are all grandmas infected with? Defiantly not a parasite!
I have 2000 pounds of one-ton soup.
"We make sexy time, yes, and every night I tap that."
But your mom's the best, the super M.I.L.F.
And I blame it on the al-al-al-cohol, but if I were you, I wouldn’t kiss your mom on the mouth at all.
"Doin' doin' your mom, doin' doin' your mom."