Miscellaneous jokes

I lost my job at a research facility. The people were too chill for me.

What's brown and sticky?

What did you think! A stick......

Want to hear a joke?

My life. Get it?

Hurricane Irma, it blows.

Why?

Puzzle

What is Batman's favorite food?

Justice.

I have friends.

If a sped is late for class, is it wrong to call them tardy?

Why did Stephen Hawking cross the road?

Oh wait, he didn't.

I walked up to 2 people kissing and stared.

After a little while, they asked me if I minded. I said no, I don’t mind.

I went to a muffler party... it was exhausting!

Wanna hear a skeleton joke?

Sorry, I don't have the guts to tell it.

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What do you call a Krispy Kreme Donut combined with a Big Mac from McDonalds?

A Krispy Kreme Mac.

I fucked a chick named Macy, but she had dyslexia.

So I ended up doing the YMCA.

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"Doin' doin' your mom, doin' doin' your mom."

Why did the scarecrow get an award? He was outstanding in his field. Okay, I'll admit it's corny.

"Bippity Bobbity Boo, Boo Radley is coming for you!"