What are all grandmas infected with? Defiantly not a parasite!
Puzzle
Why did the biology teacher break up with the physics teacher?
Because there was no chemistry...
I walked up to 2 people kissing and stared. After a little while they asked me if I mind isaid no I don’t mind
Im ded inside
I fucked a chick named Macy, but she had dyslexia.
So I ended up doing the YMCA.
How many Lowe’s could Rob Lowe rob if Rob Lowe could rob Lowe’s
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
#babagang
What do you call a Krispy Kreme Dounut combined with a Big Mac from McDonalds? A Krispy Kreme Mac.
i have friends
Bippity Bobbity Boo, Boo Radley is coming for you
I didn’t wanna tell you, but I had to write this song, Cause I’m in your house every night doin your mo-om.
you where born on the free way you know why because
thats where alot of accidents happen 😈
But your moms the best, the super M.I.L.F.
What is the difference between an emo and a normal person
An emo slits
meya eat meat all her sinsis go off whin she eat meat.
What do you call a person that guards a Samsung store?
A Guardian Of The Galaxy : )
Q why cant skeletons go to the dance
A he doesnt have the guts for it
Miss Stephen likes kids like she likes wine. 15 years and in isolation.
