Miscellaneous jokes
"Doin' doin' your mom, doin' doin' your mom."
#babagang
"We make sexy time, yes, and every night I tap that."
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a soda can?
He was lucky it was a soft drink!
Want to hear a joke?
My life. Get it?
You were born on the freeway, you know why?
Because that's where a lot of accidents happen. 😈
I lost my job at a research facility. The people were too chill for me.
What's brown and sticky?
What did you think! A stick......
What do you call an STD?
Elenji.
Your mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale, it said, "One at a time."
Opponent fist attacks your face, no you can not activate a trap card.
I have 2000 pounds of one-ton soup.
Meya eats meat all her sins is go off when she eat meat.
Why did the scarecrow get an award? He was outstanding in his field. Okay, I'll admit it's corny.
"Bippity Bobbity Boo, Boo Radley is coming for you!"
Q: Why can't skeletons go to the dance?
A: He doesn't have the guts for it.
Do you think the ocean is salty because the beach never waves back?
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Why did the biology teacher break up with the physics teacher?
Because there was no chemistry...
Evan, mom hot?