Q: Why can't skeletons go to the dance?
A: He doesn't have the guts for it.
Miscellaneous Jokes
Why did the biology teacher break up with the physics teacher?
Because there was no chemistry...
I'm dead inside.
Hurricane Irma, it blows.
Want to hear a joke?
My life. Get it?
I lost my job at a research facility. The people were too chill for me.
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a soda can?
He was lucky it was a soft drink!
What's brown and sticky?
What did you think! A stick......
Where do you go when food dies?
A fooderal.
How many Lowe’s could Rob Lowe rob if Rob Lowe could rob Lowe’s?
You were born on the freeway, you know why?
Because that's where a lot of accidents happen. 😈
Opponent fist attacks your face, no you can not activate a trap card.
Why did the sperm cross the road?
To fuck the chicken.
Your mom is so fat, every time she turns around, it's her birthday.
Your mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale, it said, "One at a time."
What do you call an STD?
Elenji.
"We make sexy time, yes, and every night I tap that."
"Doin' doin' your mom, doin' doin' your mom."
#babagang
My live.
