Miscellaneous jokes
Donald Trump is, like, really orange.
I saw a midget prisoner climbing down a ladder the other day and I thought, huh, that's a little con-descending.
I just ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon.
I'll let you know.
If seagulls fly over the sea, what flies over the bay?
Bagels.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Por que.
Por que who?
"That's all, folks," in the words of Por que Pig.
Why are there so many jokes about Chuck Norris, but not about Bruce Lee?
Bruce Lee was no joking matter.
Sally fell off the swing.
Sally has no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.
"Gosh, it's raining cats and dogs," said Suzie, looking out of the kitchen window.
"I know," said her mother, "I've just stepped in a poodle!"
The inmates are yelling 12...12...12... in the courtyard.
A man walking by is interested why the keep chanting 12...12...12... so he sticks his head through the fence and the inmate poked the man in the eye.
Moment later they start chanting 13...13...13...
What is the difference between a snowman and a snow girl?
Snowballs.
I'd make a joke about corn, but it's too corny.
Then again, I could make a joke about eyes, but that would be even cornea. My funny bone is broken. I guess it was because those jokes were too humerus.
Jacob has a small penis.
I got hit by a bus.
But the bus was my ex.
Miss Stephen likes sex like she likes kids.
On a desk in pure isolation.
Stephen Hawking got an engine swap with a Nissan 350Z, and they said his wheelchair wasn't street legal :/
Yes.
A woman ran into a police station screaming, "Help, I have been graped!" The policeman said, "Do you mean raped?" The woman said, "No, there was a bunch of them!"
What do you call an Autistic kid?
A work of Daniel.
When you send a dick pic and she sends one back,
I'm glad mine is the biggest, so I get to fuck my dad again.
How to stop bullying?