I saw a midget prisoner climbing down a ladder the other day and i thought, huh, that's a little con-descending
I just ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. -- I'll let you know.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Por que.
Por que who?
"That's all, folks," in the words of Por que Pig.
If seagulls fly over the sea what flies over the bay
Bagels
"Gosh, it's raining cats and dogs," said Suzie looking out of the kitchen window "I know," said her mother "I've just stepped in a poodle!"
I'd make a joke about corn, but its to corny. Then again, i could make a joke about eyes, but that would be even cornea. my funny bone is broken, i guess it was because those jokes where to HUMERUS.
The inmates are yelling 12...12...12... in the courtyard. A man walking by is interested why the keep chanting 12...12...12... so he sticks his head through the fence and the inmate poked the man in the eye. Moments later they start chanting 13...13...13...
Sally fell off the swing. Sally has no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.
What is the difference between a snowman and snow girl
snow balls
Jacob has a small penis
i got hit by a bus but the bus was my ex
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yes.
Stephen hawking got an engine swap with a nissan 350Z and they said his wheelchair wasn't street legal :/
A woman ran into a police station screeming "help i have bin graped" the policeman said "do you mean raped" the woman said "no the was a bunch of then".
Have you heard about the blind man who saw the accident and the death man who heard it
three gay guy walk into a bar there is only one stool left, what do they do
they flip the stool over
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Bank owner:if you want to start a bank account, I need ur name. Guy:Robin Bank owner: ur last name? Guy:Debank Bank owner: Robin Debank? Guy: put your hands up and give me all the money!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
