Miss Stephen likes sex like she likes kids. On a desk in pure isolation.
A woman ran into a police station screeming "help i have bin graped" the policeman said "do you mean raped" the woman said "no the was a bunch of then".
Have you heard about the blind man who saw the accident and the death man who heard it
my grandpa said I'm too reliant on technology... so I screamed that he was a hypocrite and I unplugged his life support...
I saw a sign that said “Falling Rocks.” I tried it and it doesn’t.
Bank owner:if you want to start a bank account, I need ur name. Guy:Robin Bank owner: ur last name? Guy:Debank Bank owner: Robin Debank? Guy: put your hands up and give me all the money!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So my friends birthday is in a couple of day's, and I was wondering what to get him. He hangs out at my house a lot, so I suggested adoption papers'
When you send a dick pic and she sends one back I'm glad mine is the biggest, so I get to fuck my dad again
how to stop bulling
three gay guy walk into a bar there is only one stool left, what do they do
they flip the stool over
Sometimes I just want to toss a flash bang into a room full of epileptic kids.
what do you call a dick playing badminton? a shuttlecock.
my gun is like my house used to be full now its empty
What do you call a Autistic kid?
A work of Daniel
Why are there so many jokes about Chuck Norris, but not about Bruce Lee?
Bruce Lee was no joking matter.
What does the pedophile use for bait. TRIX
What is 14 inches long and starts with D
A Dookie From GREEN DAY
She’s so therapeutic. When I need to cure my restlessness, I br-br-br-br-br-br-br-br motorboat your moms breastestess!
How do you know someone is fucking dumb?
They put jokes that have been used several times already
It squrted in my eye god dammit
