Miscellaneous jokes
7 little children gathered around the bed Bill Cosby's fantasy.
All he wants to do is tickle the kids, it's as plain as can be.
7 cellmates gathered around the bed ready to rape Bill Cosby instead.
Why can't dinosaurs clap?
'Cause they're dead.
19 and 20 had a fight. 21.
From the wise words of my friend, "You ain't a man 'til you had a man."
I'm taking a guitar lesson at school. My band instructor told me he was going to hit me with my guitar. I asked him if that was a fret.
Why was 6 so afraid of 7? 7 killed 6's parents.
It’s not rape if she’s a dead bear and I lost my job at the circus.
The egg that beat Kylie Jenner.
Q: Why couldn’t Poe Dameron find his sandwich?
A: Because BB-8 it.
Ya it's bad:)
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? Matt.
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? Bob.
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves? Russel.
What did the man say to his wife? "Make me a damn sandwich, woman!"
My dad posted a picture of his condom challenge fail to his social media - it was a picture of me.
I wanna go to Antarctica, but then I got cold feet.
I'm American, and I'm sick of people saying America is "the stupidest country in the world." Personally, I think Europe is the stupidest country in the world.
What do McDonald's and a priest have in common? They both put their meat in 10 year old buns.
Cancer HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
An Irishman walked past a bar.
You want a joke? My entire existence.
If two people who have the clap sleep together, did they make an applause?
You suck.