Q: Why couldn’t Poe Dameron find his sandwich?
A: Because BB-8 it.
Ya it's bad:)
Q: Why couldn’t Poe Dameron find his sandwich?
A: Because BB-8 it.
Ya it's bad:)
Helen Keller walked into a bar.
Then a table.
Then a chair.
So, I was getting on a plane, and the pilot does his usual speech talking about altitude and what not with the microphone, and he forgets to turn it off, so after the speech I heard him and the co-pilot talking about what they were doing after work, and whatnot.
Then the pilot said he was dying for a blowjob and a coffee, so a stewardess ran to the pilots cabin, and then left about 15 minutes later, and the pilot shouted "Next time don't forget the coffee!"
What's the difference between a refrigerator and a gay guy? You have to ask permission before stuffing it with meat.
Q: What was the name of Michael Jackson's last book?
A: The ins and outs of child rearing.
My dad told me to do what he did best, so I left.
Bippity Boppity, I'm gonna shoot you off my property!
I was sitting in math class, and our teacher doesn't like it if we don't work on math in his class. So, I did science homework on top of a math book.
The last joke about the dad was a joke. Don't take it seriously. Can't believe that people actually think that was true.
Q: How do you make a pool table laugh?
A: Tickle its balls.