Miscellaneous jokes
What did the dime say to the penny? At least I have more cents than you.
I fell down the stairs once.
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Helen Keller walked into a bar.
Then a table.
Then a chair.
Q: What was the name of Michael Jackson's last book?
A: The ins and outs of child rearing.
"I wasn't that drunk yesterday."
"Oh boy, you took the shower head in your arms and told it to stop crying."
I wish my lawn was emo, because then it would cut itself.
A skeleton walks into a bar. Orders a beer and a mop.
What did the skeleton say while riding his Harley Davidson motorcycle?
I’m bone to be wild!
Bippity Boppity, I'm gonna shoot you off my property!
What's a similarity between blondes and a vacuum cleaner?
You have to turn them on before they start to suck.
I just watched a documentary about beavers. It was the best dam show I've ever seen.
My dad told me to do what he did best, so I left.
Q: What's a pedophile's favorite place to eat?
A: Schools because there is a wide variety of choices.
What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.
I was sitting in math class, and our teacher doesn't like it if we don't work on math in his class. So, I did science homework on top of a math book.
I tried to take a picture of some fog. I mist.
The last joke about the dad was a joke. Don't take it seriously. Can't believe that people actually think that was true.
Q: How do you make a pool table laugh?
A: Tickle its balls.
Yo mama is so fat, she sat on a quarter and popped a booger out of George Washington's nose.