Miscellaneous jokes
Q: Why couldn’t Poe Dameron find his sandwich?
A: Because BB-8 it.
Ya it's bad:)
iran
Helen Keller walked into a bar.
Then a table.
Then a chair.
So, I was getting on a plane, and the pilot does his usual speech talking about altitude and what not with the microphone, and he forgets to turn it off, so after the speech I heard him and the co-pilot talking about what they were doing after work, and whatnot.
Then the pilot said he was dying for a blowjob and a coffee, so a stewardess ran to the pilots cabin, and then left about 15 minutes later, and the pilot shouted "Next time don't forget the coffee!"
What did the skeleton say while riding his Harley Davidson motorcycle?
I’m bone to be wild!
What's the difference between a refrigerator and a gay guy? You have to ask permission before stuffing it with meat.
Q: What was the name of Michael Jackson's last book?
A: The ins and outs of child rearing.
I wish my lawn was emo, because then it would cut itself.
"I wasn't that drunk yesterday."
"Oh boy, you took the shower head in your arms and told it to stop crying."
A skeleton walks into a bar. Orders a beer and a mop.
My dad told me to do what he did best, so I left.
What's a similarity between blondes and a vacuum cleaner?
You have to turn them on before they start to suck.
Bippity Boppity, I'm gonna shoot you off my property!
I just watched a documentary about beavers. It was the best dam show I've ever seen.
Q: What's a pedophile's favorite place to eat?
A: Schools because there is a wide variety of choices.
I tried to take a picture of some fog. I mist.
I was sitting in math class, and our teacher doesn't like it if we don't work on math in his class. So, I did science homework on top of a math book.
The last joke about the dad was a joke. Don't take it seriously. Can't believe that people actually think that was true.
What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.
Q: How do you make a pool table laugh?
A: Tickle its balls.