Miscellaneous jokes
What did the dime say to the penny? At least I have more cents than you.
I fell down the stairs once.
Q: Why couldn’t Poe Dameron find his sandwich?
A: Because BB-8 it.
Ya it's bad:)
iran
Helen Keller walked into a bar.
Then a table.
Then a chair.
Q: What was the name of Michael Jackson's last book?
A: The ins and outs of child rearing.
"I wasn't that drunk yesterday."
"Oh boy, you took the shower head in your arms and told it to stop crying."
I wish my lawn was emo, because then it would cut itself.
A skeleton walks into a bar. Orders a beer and a mop.
What did the skeleton say while riding his Harley Davidson motorcycle?
I’m bone to be wild!
Bippity Boppity, I'm gonna shoot you off my property!
My dad told me to do what he did best, so I left.
What's a similarity between blondes and a vacuum cleaner?
You have to turn them on before they start to suck.
I just watched a documentary about beavers. It was the best dam show I've ever seen.
Q: What's a pedophile's favorite place to eat?
A: Schools because there is a wide variety of choices.
I tried to take a picture of some fog. I mist.
The last joke about the dad was a joke. Don't take it seriously. Can't believe that people actually think that was true.
I was sitting in math class, and our teacher doesn't like it if we don't work on math in his class. So, I did science homework on top of a math book.
What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.
Q: How do you make a pool table laugh?
A: Tickle its balls.