Miscellaneous

Miscellaneous Jokes

So, I was getting on a plane, and the pilot does his usual speech talking about altitude and what not with the microphone, and he forgets to turn it off, so after the speech I heard him and the co-pilot talking about what they were doing after work, and whatnot.

Then the pilot said he was dying for a blowjob and a coffee, so a stewardess ran to the pilots cabin, and then left about 15 minutes later, and the pilot shouted "Next time don't forget the coffee!"

"I wasn't that drunk yesterday."

"Oh boy, you took the shower head in your arms and told it to stop crying."

The last joke about the dad was a joke. Don't take it seriously. Can't believe that people actually think that was true.