Miscellaneous jokes
Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate six, five!
I find bananas very appeeling.
Meya eats meat all her sins is go off when she eat meat.
Voldemort: Knock, knock.
Harry Potter: Who's there?
Voldemort: You know.
Harry Potter: You know who?
Voldemort: Exactly!
She’s so therapeutic.
When I need to cure my restlessness, I br-br-br-br-br-br-br-br motorboat your mom's breastestess!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to KFC.
You wanna hear a joke? It's YOU.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Iceberg lettuce. Iceberg lettuce who? Iceberg! Let us in!
My life.
Kill me, please.
How do crazy people get through a forest?
They take the psycho-path!
My brackets are so high on my teeth, they must be smoking something.
What do you get when you cross a pedophile and an elementary school? Predator 3.
Friend: I have the eye of the tiger.
Me: So what? I have the balls of a gorilla.
Parents: We can't come back to the zoo next week!
I like wine how I like my woman.
4 year old locked in a basement.
Your mama is so old that she forgot her donkey on Noah's Ark.
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Of course it can, a house can't jump.
I once did an exam on rainbows. I passed with flying colors.
A friend of mine chews gum, lays back to yawn, then chokes on the gum. Then I said, "God, what, you choking on dick?"
Knock knock. Who's there? Bad joke.
Manchester City is gay.