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Q: Why couldn’t Poe Dameron find his sandwich?
A: Because BB-8 it ya it's Bad:)
Helen Keller walked into a bar. Then a table. Then a chair.
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What did the skeleton say while riding his Harley Davidson motorcycle? I’m bone to be wild!
"I wasn't that drunk yesterday." "Oh boy you took the shower head in your arms and told it to stop crying."
I wish my lawn was emo, because than it would cut itself.
A skeleton walks into a bar. Orders a beer and a mop.
What’s the difference between a refrigerator and a gay guy? You have to ask permission before stuffing it with meat.
Q: What was the name of Michael Jackson's last book? A: The ins and outs of child rearing.
my dad told me to do wht he did best so i left
What's a similarity between blondes and a vacuum cleaner?
You have to turn them on before they start to suck.
I just watched a documentary about beavers. It was the best dam show I've ever seen.
Q: whats a pedophiles favorite place to eat? A: schools because there is a wide variety of choices.
I was sitting in math class, and our teacher doesn't like it if we don't work on math in his class. So I did science homework on top of a math book
I tried to take a picture of some fog. I mist.
The last joke about the dad was a joke. Don't take it seriously. Can't believe that people actually think that was true
What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels
Q:How do you make a pool table laugh A:Tickle it’s balls
what do terrorists do on 9/11. have a game of jenga
