A skeleton walks into a bar. Orders a beer and a mop.
Q: What was the name of Michael Jackson's last book? A: The ins and outs of child rearing.
Why did Stephen Hawking die
Because he forgot to plug the charger
What’s the difference between a refrigerator and a gay guy? You have to ask permission before stuffing it with meat.
What's a similarity between blondes and a vacuum cleaner?
You have to turn them on before they start to suck.
my dad told me to do wht he did best so i left
I just watched a documentary about beavers. It was the best dam show I've ever seen.
Creeper?
Any joke can be funny with the right delivery. Except Abortion jokes, because there is no delivery.
Q: whats a pedophiles favorite place to eat? A: schools because there is a wide variety of choices.
I was sitting in math class, and our teacher doesn't like it if we don't work on math in his class. So I did science homework on top of a math book
The last joke about the dad was a joke. Don't take it seriously. Can't believe that people actually think that was true
Q: Why couldn’t Poe Dameron find his sandwich?
A: Because BB-8 it ya it's Bad:)
I tried to take a picture of some fog. I mist.
What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels
Q:How do you make a pool table laugh A:Tickle it’s balls
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 Victims, they went through 89 stories in 7 seconds
Cremation, The last chance for a smoking hot body.
Yo mama is so fat, she sat on a quarter and popped a booger out of George Washington's nose.
Bippity Boppity, I'm gonna shoot you of my property!