Miscellaneous jokes
"Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom."
What does the Fox say?
Fraka - kaka - kaka - kow.
Cause she loves to toss the salad even though she ain’t a chef!
Any joke can be funny with the right delivery, except abortion jokes, because then there is no delivery.
What's the difference between a bird and a fly?
A bird can fly, but a fly can't bird!
What do you call a person that guards a Samsung store?
A Guardian Of The Galaxy :)
What do you get when you cross an eagle with a lion?
A griffin.
She likes rough sex with handcuffs and I’ll be honest... She likes me to Chris Brown her when she acts like Rihanna.
Your life.
What does a tuna, piano, and a tub of glue have in common?
You can tune a piano, but you can't piano a tuna.
But what about the glue? said Bob I. I knew you would get stuck on that!
I'm still playing hide & seek with my dad.
Arsenal
I saw a sign that said, "Falling Rocks." I tried it, and it doesn't.
Wanna hear a joooooooke?
Your life.
Who does Adolph Hitler call in an emergency?
Nein, nein, nein!
Three Jewish people walk into a bar.
What's the difference between Black and White people?
Blacks don't need N-Word Passes.
The reason I'm gay is because I'm scared of getting cooties.
Do you want to go to the pool?
Yes? Well, water you waiting for?
Once, there was a brother and a sister that shared a YouTube channel. He named it "Penis Dick Marathon."