Play dead, they said.
Wasn't too hard.
I've been dead inside for years.
I went to a muffler party......it was exhausting!
When do astronauts eat?
At launch time!
My boss told me to have a good day.. so I went home.
I walked up to 2 people kissing and stared. After a little while they asked me if I mind isaid no I don’t mind
Why do toy bears have small eyes? Because they were made in China.
Following your dreams is good.....especially since you won’t have to worry about them putting any restraining orders against you.
There was this kid who was going to take a girl to the dance. He had fancy clothes, fancy shoes, etc. Finally, the day of the dance came. He happily drove over to the girl's house. When he got there, he said to her father, "thank you for this moment, have a great night".
At the dance, the girl asks the boy, "can I have some food?" He gladly replies "yes" and walks over to the food trucks, only to see a huge line. So he waits in line for like 30 minutes. He comes back to the girl, and she says, "thank you so much, I really needed something to eat". Then she asks for some sweets and a soda. Again the boy waits in line for about 30-45 minutes. Then he comes back, and she says, "thank you SOOOO much". Then she says she has one more request. The boy, (now clearly agitated) says, "what is it?" She says, can I have some punch? SO the boy walks over to the punch table, but to his surprise, there was no punch line.
Why did the bike fall over?
It was too tired
Why did Stephen hawking cross the road oh wait he didn't