Miscellaneous jokes
I was sitting in math class, and our teacher doesn't like it if we don't work on math in his class. So, I did science homework on top of a math book.
What’s white and crunchy and swings through trees?
A meringue-atang.
Everyone dislike this.
How did Steven Hawking die?
He lost internet connection.
What do you get when you cross an eagle with a lion?
A griffin.
I once auditioned to be in Sausage Party. I thought I filled the role well.
I once did an exam on rainbows. I passed with flying colors.
Person: Guess what?
Other person: What?
Person: Chicken butt!
Apex Legends: exists.
Titanfall fandom: (Literally on fire and at war with itself) "Everything is fine."
What's the difference between a Black person and a white person?
Black people don't shoot up schools.
Why don't they put petals on wheelchairs so when our arms get tired, we just use our legs?
This is a lot like anal sex.
You always miss 100% of the shots if you don't take it.
I'm dead inside.
Do you like fish sticks?
If you do, you're a gay fish.
Some people decide to start a blog.
Others decide to start a blog.
You know what my sink started?
A clog.
Why did the plane crash in the ocean? Because the pilot saw steward Undercut!
What’s the difference between a boomerang and my dad?
Only the boomerang came back. It’s been 14 years, where’s my dad?
What's a similarity between blondes and a vacuum cleaner?
You have to turn them on before they start to suck.
Question: Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road?
Answer: Because there was a... crack in it!!!! HAHAHAHAHA! :)
I don't usually like to tell 9/11 jokes for two reasons: they're morally wrong, and they tend to crash and burn.