How do spiders reach the internet?
Through the World Wide Web!
How do you know someone is fucking dumb?
They put jokes that have been used several times already
What was the last thing to go through the terrorist's mind? The detonator.
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What are all grandmas infected with? Defiantly not a parasite!
Q: What do you call a Mexican man that lost his car?
A: Carlos.
What do you call a gay grenade a FRAGETT
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are robbing a bank. The police are soon after them, so they hide in a bunch of barrels.
The police arrive and search the area. They come over to the barrel where the brunette is hiding and kicks it. The brunette says, "Woof."
"Oh, it's just a dog," says the police officer, and then kicks the second barrel where the redhead is hidden. The redhead says, "Meow."
"Oh, it's just a cat," says the officer, then kicks the last barrel where the blonde is hidden. The blonde says, "Potato."
a friend of mine chews gum lays back to yawn then chokes on the gom then i said god what u choking on dick?
There were three people on the third floor of a building. The first one took a bite of an apple, then said it was too hard, so he threw it out the window. The second person took a bite of a lemon. He said it was too sour, so he threw it out the window. The third guy was drunk. He took a bite of a grenade and thought it was too crunchy, so he threw it out the window.
Then one of them went downstairs. He saw a dog laying on the ground dead. The apple had hit the dog in the head. Then there was a little girl crying with her cat in her lap. It had died because the lemon fell out the window and hit it in the head. Next, there was an old guy laughing. I asked him why he was laughing. He said, "I farted and the building behind me blew up."
my grandpa said I'm too reliant on technology... so I screamed that he was a hypocrite and I unplugged his life support...
My mom said that I don't listen to homophones, but then I said, "No, I listen to headphones."
Hi trent
whats black, long and full of seamen:
A submarine
Bippity Boppity, I'm gonna shoot you off my property!
What do you call a person that guards a Samsung store?
A Guardian Of The Galaxy : )
So a man asked another man what’s your name and he says what’s it to ya. So the guy asked agoim and he says what’s it to ya. Come to find out his name was what’s it to ya
Being bullied by an artist? Want them to leave you alone?
www.VincentVanGoghAway.com
Why is the pizza place busy? Because it’s pizza day! 😂
Velcro is such a rip-off.
