Miscellaneous

Miscellaneous jokes

I couldn’t understand why the baseball was getting bigger and bigger.

Then it hit me.

What did the chicken say when he crossed the road?

Quack!

Mary Poppins went to a restaurant and ordered cheese, eggs, and cauliflower. When she left, she had written something in the complaint box: "Super cauliflower, eggs, but cheese was quite atrocious." (Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious)

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  • What do you call a skeleton who went out in the snow? A numb skull!

    What do people that can only use half their face and wankers have in common?

    They have both had a few strokes.

    Someone asked me what the worst mistake you could make while being at work was, and I replied, "Being a doctor and mixing up the oral and rectal thermometers."