Once a mustang always a mustang-mr Shaw
Are u a chipotle bowl cus i wanna eat u out.
Hey Autocorrect- STOP TAMPERING WITH MY CURSE WORDS YOU MOTHERDUCKING FORKLIFT!
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TDS? More like STDs.
TDS - Too Damn Slow!
Me: *looks at persons hand* This guy doesn't have fingers!
Random person with no fingers: Why do you have to point that out?
Lettuce ketchup.
Cremation: Your last chance for a smoking hot body
In the words of Kerk Cobane: "Check this sweet no scope!"
people so dumb they think they transblind like WTF idiots
I hate my birthday. For my first birthday my mom gave me my life. I liked it when it was new and fun. Now it's broken and sad and I wanna take it back.
"where ya going?" "when i die hell but right now my room"
"kill yourself" "kill me yourself pussy"
People: Stop joking about such serious issues!
Me: Kill yourself.
So, a person walked into a shop.
Shop guy: "Hey RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD."
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Why did Morgan’s dad leave her?
She kept making dad jokes.
Why was the egg naughty? Because he wanted a good cracking!
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Knock knock. Who's there? Depression. That's my best friend.
So a kid asks his dad, " Why was I born?" The dad replies, " I thought that girl was dead!"
