What's red, six inches long, and made my girlfriend cry when I fed it to her?
Her miscarriage.
A woman visits the doctor as she has some abdominal pains and suspects she may be pregnant. After her examination, the doctor comes out to see her: “Well, I hope you like changing nappies/diapers.”
She replies: “Oh my god am I pregnant, am I pregnant!?”
To which he responds: “No, you’ve got bowel cancer.”
What’s 9 inches long and makes my girlfriend scream?
One inch and put it in her. Her miscarriage.
Your hairline is the reason why some women have miscarriages.
I was going to tell a dead baby joke, but I decided to abort.
Guy 1: How far are we going?
Guy 2: About as far as somebody's miscarriage.
What’s pink, nine inches, and makes my wife cry when I shove it down her throat?
Her Miscarriage.
What's a man's favorite thing that starts with "m" and ends with "arriage?"
Miscarriage.
If a lawyer gives birth to a stillborn baby, is it considered a miscarriage of justice?
What’s 12 inch long, purple, and makes women scream??
Cot death!
What is 6" long, bright red, and your wife cries when you feed it to her?
Her miscarriage.
"Guess what my wife left in the freezer?"
"Her miscarriage."
Why can't you ever fool an aborted baby?
Because it wasn't born yesterday!
I congratulated my friend on losing all that baby weight. She started crying and told me I should make them for miscarriage like that......
What’s big, pink, long and makes my 12 year old girlfriend cry when I put it in her mouth?
Her miscarriage.
What's 6ft long, red, and my girlfriend cries when I feed it to her?
A miscarriage.
What’s red, 11 inches, and makes my girlfriend cry when I slap her with it?
Her miscarriage.
