Your hairline is the reason why some women have miscarriages.
I was going to tell a dead baby joke. but I decided Abort
Guy 1: How far are we going?
Guy 2: About as far as somebody's miscarriage.
What’s pink, nine inches, and makes my wife cry when I shove it down her throat?
Her Miscarriage.
What's a man's favorite thing that starts with "m" and ends with "arriage?"
Miscarriage.
What is 6" long, bright red, and your wife cries when you feed it to her?
Her miscarriage.
"Guess what my wife left in the freezer?"
"Her miscarriage."
I congratulated my friend on losing all that baby weight. She started crying and told me I should make them for miscarriage like that......
What’s big, pink, long and makes my 12 year old girlfriend cry when I put it in her mouth?
Her miscarriage.
What's 6ft long, red, and my girlfriend cries when i feed it to her? A miscarriage.
What’s red, 11 inches, and makes my girlfriend cry when I slap her with it?
Her miscarriage.
