Miscarriage jokes
What's 6ft long, red, and my girlfriend cries when I feed it to her?
A miscarriage.
Your hairline is the reason why some women have miscarriages.
If a lawyer gives birth to a stillborn baby, is it considered a miscarriage of justice?
What starts with “M” and ends with “arriage”?
Miscarriage.
I'm not saying you're ugly, but you're the reason God created miscarriages!
"Guess what my wife left in the freezer?"
"Her miscarriage."
When you find out your wife had a miscarriage,
So you start singing "It’s the best day ever!"
Guy 1: How far are we going?
Guy 2: About as far as somebody's miscarriage.
What is 6" long, bright red, and your wife cries when you feed it to her?
Her miscarriage.
What’s pink, nine inches, and makes my wife cry when I shove it down her throat?
Her Miscarriage.
I was gonna tell a joke about a dead fetus, but I decided to abort it.
The secret to dark humor is the delivery... oh wait, the baby was stillborn.
Q. What do you call a baby born six months early?
A. A miscarriage.
What’s 9 inches long and makes my girlfriend scream?
One inch and put it in her. Her miscarriage.
I was going to tell a dead baby joke, but I decided to abort.
What's red and blue and runs up your leg?
A homesick miscarriage.
What's red, six inches long, and made my girlfriend cry when I fed it to her?
Her miscarriage.
What is 6 inches long and makes women scream? Stillbirth...
