What's the best thing about midgets??
They don't need to bend while giving blowjobs.
What do you call a pissed off midget?
A micro-aggression
When midgets smoke weed do they get high or do they get medium
When a miget smokes weed do they get high or medium
Of a midget walks up to you and tells you your hair smells nice, is that sexual harassment....
Why shouldn’t you pick on a midget with learning difficulties ?...because its not big and its not clever.
Why couldn’t the midget ride the bus?
He can’t slam dunk his bus fare!
What's the difference between a midget and a tall person only one of them can ride the rides.
Friened says, "your so drunk last night, u throu a mushroom at a migit and said grow mario grow.
Q: What do you call a funny midget A:Kevin
Do you want to know how to make s Smurf? CHOKE A MIDGET!
what do you call a ice skating dwarf?
a midget spinner
Why do midgets need a lot of books at school?
So they can reach the top of the desk.
What do you call an epileptic midget that works at Little Caesars? Little Seizures.
A midget walks into a bar and asks for a beer, the bartender says no. The midget asks why, the bartender says "You're a little drunk"
Do gay midgets come out of the cabinet?
I was walking by a prison when I saw a midget in an orange jumpsuit climbing down the fence. When he hit the ground and sneered at me, I said; “Well, that’s a little condescending.”
tyson
Walked out of the electronic store and saw a midget carrying a big screen TV all by him self and he looked like he needed a hand so i offered to help, he said this is not a big screen TV its a Kindle!!
what do you call the midget sea?
A pond.
