Microwave Jokes

What did the rapper say to his microwave?

"Yo, HEAT IT UP, fam"

How do you know when a rapper's been in the KITCHEN?

The microwave goes, "ding, ding!"

What does steven Hawking put his food in? A microwave

Why did the short person become a chef?

Because they could "microwave" dinner without needing a stool!

What does a rifle and a microwave have in common? They both go Ping when they are done -Ahoy

I put the tin foil in the microwave ma

What is the difference between a puppy and a fork?

I don’t microwave forks

What do you call a baby in the shower? A baby in the shower

Why did the rapper become an electrician?

Because he wanted to SHOCK the audience with his RHYMES

What's red and bubbly and scratches at the microwave glass? A baby in the microwave

What do you call it when a midget waves at you? A microwave

Are you a lollipop? Because I can suck on you all day. Are you an Oreo? Because I eat the cream first. Are you a microwave? Because I’m trying to keep you quiet at 3:00 am. Are you a sprinkler? Cause every time I see you I get wet. Are you makeup? Cause I’d spend hours doing you. Are you a guitar? Because I’d love to hear the noises you make when I play with you. Are you an elevator? Cause I wanna ride you up and down. Most restaurants are closed at night.. but your legs aren’t. I’m not a cashier, but you got a couple of things I wanna check out. Are you Cinderella? Because I can see that dress coming off at midnight. Are you a calendar? Because I want to pin you against the wall. I don’t know what’s gotten into me lately... but I hope it’s you. Are you a doughnut? Cause I wanna fill you with cream. Are you a garden? Cause I want to plant some seeds inside of you. Do you sing in the shower? Because if so I need a private ticket of your concert. Are your legs the twin towers? Because I’ll bomb what’s in between. Are you a blanket? Because your on top of me every night. Are you a phone? Cause I like to be on you 24/7. Are you a roller coaster? Because the faster you go, the louder I scream. I’m so jealous of your heart right now because it’s pounding inside of you and I’m not. Are you a popsicle? Cause all I want to do is lick you up and down. Are you a construction worker? Because you got me all bricked up. Are you a fireman? Because you came in hot and left me wet.