Why did the rapper become an electrician?
Because he wanted to SHOCK the audience with his RHYMES
What's the worst part about microwaving vegetables
Fittig the wheelchair in
How long does it take for 5 babies to die in the microwave?
I don't know, I can't count while I masturbate.......
Q: what does a microwave and an M1 Garand have in common? A:They both go “ping” when they’re done
What do you call a baby in the shower? A baby in the shower
Whats the resemblance between a microwave and reproduction( human )? -they both make a sound at the end.
I like my women like I like my microwaves Hot, ready to go when I am, and able to kill any baby I put in her
How long does it take to blow up a baby in the microwave?
I don't know I close my eyes when I masterbate....
microwave
There was a car accident and the cops pull up to the crime seen to start asking people questions. The police started talking to a blonde lady and said what happened here she responded by saying a car crash. They then asked but how did it happen, she responded the cars crashed into each other. They finally said but why did it happen. The lady said oh i know where your going with this. It happened because when cars push on the gas peddle the car goes forward and they both pushed it so they both went forward and hit each other. One cop said never mind ma'm and they stared walking away. The blonde lady then said oh and officers my computer froze do you think i should put in the microwave or in the oven?
whye dose Sam sung sell TeeVss? Cuss thay make them?😂😂
What do you call Hiroshima and Nagasaki? The worlds first microwaves.
yo mama so clueless she dilled 911 on the microwave
Did you know the Bible has a passage about killing babies by smashing them against rocks? That's probably because microwaves hadn't been invented yet.
What does steven Hawking put his food in? A microwave
What does a rifle and a microwave have in common? They both go Ping when they are done -Ahoy
How many time does it take to cook a baby in a microwave?
I don’t know, I can’t count while masturbating
Are you a lollipop? Because I can suck on you all day. Are you an Oreo? Because I eat the cream first. Are you a microwave? Because I’m trying to keep you quiet at 3:00 am. Are you a sprinkler? Cause every time I see you I get wet. Are you makeup? Cause I’d spend hours doing you. Are you a guitar? Because I’d love to hear the noises you make when I play with you. Are you an elevator? Cause I wanna ride you up and down. Most restaurants are closed at night.. but your legs aren’t. I’m not a cashier, but you got a couple of things I wanna check out. Are you Cinderella? Because I can see that dress coming off at midnight. Are you a calendar? Because I want to pin you against the wall. I don’t know what’s gotten into me lately... but I hope it’s you. Are you a doughnut? Cause I wanna fill you with cream. Are you a garden? Cause I want to plant some seeds inside of you. Do you sing in the shower? Because if so I need a private ticket of your concert. Are your legs the twin towers? Because I’ll bomb what’s in between. Are you a blanket? Because your on top of me every night. Are you a phone? Cause I like to be on you 24/7. Are you a roller coaster? Because the faster you go, the louder I scream. I’m so jealous of your heart right now because it’s pounding inside of you and I’m not. Are you a popsicle? Cause all I want to do is lick you up and down. Are you a construction worker? Because you got me all bricked up. Are you a fireman? Because you came in hot and left me wet.
