Microwave

Microwave jokes

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Paki

This is nothing to do with 9/11, but this is my best joke.

What do you call a Paki in a microwave?

Pting pting pting.

Guy

How do you know a gay guy has been in your house?

There are speedos in the microwave.

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Community

Hey guys I need help. I'm a new parent and my newborn isn't breathing anymore, I was giving him a bath roughly 3-4 hours ago and left him to do his own thing came back and wasn't breathing anymore what do I do? Please don't sat put him in the micowave because I just tried it for 5-6 minutes with no affect. Please help!

Cool Lifehack - Many iphones today come equipped with wireless charging technology. By putting your phone in the microwave for at least 1 minute, you can go from 2% to 100% by making use of apple’s revolutionary wireless charging technology, with no expensive equipment required.

How it works: Microwave energy is used to carry energy through the air to your iphone on a wireless charger. Microwaves produce the same en… Read more