40+ Best Microwave Jokes - Page 3 - Worst Jokes Ever

Chef

mihar lion · 2 years ago

Why did the short person become a chef?

Because they could "microwave" dinner without needing a stool!

Women

Anonymous · 5 years ago

I like my women like I like my microwaves.

Hot, ready to go when I am, and able to kill any baby I put in her.

Shrek

biscuit · 2 years ago

shrek has a potato for a nose

An illustration from a children's book showing a green, ogre-like character named Shrek standing over a dead peasant on the ground. Shrek is wearing a pink and purple tunic and green pants. He has laser beams coming from his eyes that are heating a piece of food on a large rock. The peasant lies on the ground, wearing a yellow tunic and red pants. The text below describes Shrek's interaction with the peasant and how the peasant died from seeing Shrek, while Shrek used his "microwave eyes" to heat his meal.

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Baby

Arik · 2 years ago

What is red and cries and spins around and around?

- A baby in a microwave.

Rapper

RapBoat · 2 years ago

Why did the rapper become an electrician?

Because he wanted to SHOCK the audience with his RHYMES.

Mama

zach · 5 years ago

Yo mama so clueless, she dialed 911 on the microwave.

Ocean

Ffuunnnyyy me · 5 years ago

What comes up on small oceans? Microwaves.

Ice Cream

UK · 1 year ago

A two-part image showing a Twitter exchange. The top part shows a tweet suggesting a method for scooping hard ice cream, with two photos: a tub of Kemps ice cream and a spoon sitting on the turntable inside a microwave. The bottom part shows a reply tweet with a photo of a microwave emitting smoke and fire, with the text "YOU MOTHER FUCKER".

Hannah

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A poster with a picture of a woman named Hannah. The text reads: "Hannah microwaves butterflies in her spare time. #LoveYourImperfections Get 3 days free at match.com/tube match". The poster is in a subway or similar setting. Above the poster, it says: "what the fuck Hannah".

Accident

Bozo · 3 years ago

The meme shows a Google search bar with the text 'help i accidentally' and a list of search suggestions such as 'help i accidentally summoned a lemon,' 'help i accidentally built a shelf,' 'help i accidentally built a jeep,' and 'help i accidentally microwaved my brother.' Below that, there is an image of a skeleton sitting at a computer looking confused and a small picture of a boy giving a thumbs up. Above them, text reads 'oh god i have done it again.'

Parent

Inessa :) · 3 years ago

A photo shows a light brown rabbit on a blue surface and a Jenga tower. Text on the left side says "My parents sleeping soundly", under it says "making a cheese quesadilla in the microwave at 3am" and the rabbit is labeled "Me" on the right.

Cereal

Frog · 2 years ago

A meme shows the question "What does independence look like to you?" followed by the answer "Me:" and an image of a microwave and a bowl of cereal. The microwave and bowl of cereal are displayed on a white background.

Time

Swf · 2 years ago

The image shows a Minecraft landscape filled with red rocks and a body of water. There are several blocks of TNT laid out in the foreground. The text overlay reads "My microwave stopped working, time to use my pc to cook some beef."

Microwave memes

Community talk

ThatRussian_PezDuke-WJE

Which brand is y’alls microwave?

Bree_Target

I have to put my cat cosmo in the microwave. she bit me. >:(

K!ttyy

I think we should rid of or change microwaves! They are very misleading to young children! When you put 30 twice, it goes to 1:00. Whats that teaching children?!?! 30+30=100?! Wrong. That is not a harmless misunderstanding — it directly contradicts how we teach arithmetic. Children are pattern learners. When a machine visibly rewards an incorrect pattern, the brain stores it. This is not neutral. It is misleading. S… Read more