Microwave jokes
How many time does it take to cook a baby in a microwave?
I don’t know, I can’t count while masturbating.
Me: I know how to use a microwave!
Also me: Mom! The microwave is on fire!
Microwave.
This is nothing to do with 9/11, but this is my best joke.
What do you call a Paki in a microwave?
Pting pting pting.
Why does Samsung sell TVs? 'Cause they make them! 😂🤣
How do you know a gay guy has been in your house?
There are speedos in the microwave.
shrek has a potato for a nose
Meme:
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I have to put my cat cosmo in the microwave. she bit me. >:(
I think we should rid of or change microwaves! They are very misleading to young children! When you put 30 twice, it goes to 1:00. Whats that teaching children?!?! 30+30=100?! Wrong. That is not a harmless misunderstanding — it directly contradicts how we teach arithmetic. Children are pattern learners. When a machine visibly rewards an incorrect pattern, the brain stores it. This is not neutral. It is misleading. S… Read more
due to personal reasons i will now be making microwave noises for the next 3-5 buisness days