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Paki

This is nothing to do with 9/11, but this is my best joke.

What do you call a Paki in a microwave?

Pting pting pting.

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    How do you know a gay guy has been in your house?

    There are speedos in the microwave.

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    I think we should rid of or change microwaves! They are very misleading to young children! When you put 30 twice, it goes to 1:00. Whats that teaching children?!?! 30+30=100?! Wrong. That is not a harmless misunderstanding — it directly contradicts how we teach arithmetic. Children are pattern learners. When a machine visibly rewards an incorrect pattern, the brain stores it. This is not neutral. It is misleading. S… Read more

    Hey guys I need help. I'm a new parent and my newborn isn't breathing anymore, I was giving him a bath roughly 3-4 hours ago and left him to do his own thing came back and wasn't breathing anymore what do I do? Please don't sat put him in the micowave because I just tried it for 5-6 minutes with no affect. Please help!