Your forehead's so big that Michael Jackson could moonwalk across that b*tch.
Michael Jackson Jokes
What does Michael Jackson get high on? A little crack.
What kind of club is every parent afraid of their kid joining?
The Mikey Jackson club.
How do you spell the name of the most dangerous pedophile?
M-I-C-H-A-E-L J-O-S-E-P-H J-A-C-K-S-O-N
Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he doesn't know if he is black or white.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite game? Jacks.
Why? He loved to play with the little balls.
My face when vexbolts are getting more followers
I was sweating like Michael Jackson in a Chuck E. Cheese.
Why do boys feel safer at Ronald McDonald's House than Neverland Ranch?
Ronald McDonald's doesn't put his meat between boys' buns.
What are Michael Jackson’s sexual pronouns? Hee hee!
What does Michael Jackson and an ant have in common? They are both innocent.
Why didn't Michael Jackson date 25 year olds?
Because there were only 20 of them.
Why does Michael Jackson like 44-year-olds? There's 4 of them.
Oh, Lois, that was more scary than Michael Jackson without pants in front of a kid!
What is Michael Jackson's favorite snack? 5 year old whiners.
How do you get a boy to share something? Bring in Michael Jackson's bed.
What does Michael Jackson like to eat? Little wieners.
What's the toughest stain to wash off a little boy's underpants?
Michael Jackson's lipstick.
What goes in dry and comes out wet and has white stuff at the end?
I still don't know what's the worst, most dangerous place to take your children on holiday, but, for certain, it's either Vatican City or Neverland Ranch.
Miksi Michael Jackson sopisi joulupukiksi?
Hän tyhjentää säkkinsä lapsiin.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite place to visit?
"Hee-Heegypt!"
