Michael Jackson jokes
Who is the man behind all lives matter?
Michael Jackson.
Michael Jackson so white, I turned blind.
In honor of Michael Jackson, Vienna Beef, as well as other establishments, are introducing the Jackson dog. It's a 50 year old sausage between two 7 year old buns, with everything on it.
They should bring Michael Jackson back from the dead so he can star in the Peter Pan horror movie.
What do White Castle sliders and Michael Jackson have in common? They have their meat in tiny wet buns.
Why are Captain from SpongeBob and Michael Jackson so similar?
They both say, "Are you ready, kids?"
What did Mickey Mouse and Michael Jackson have in common?: (What *didn't* they have in common)
Same red shorts, theme park in their backyard, white glove, soft voices, loved children, they both were black with white faces.
What does Michael Jackson get high on? A little crack.
Good news, people! Michael Jackson is still alive. They found him hidden away in a goat pen with all the kids!
Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he doesn't know if he is black or white.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite game? Jacks.
Why? He loved to play with the little balls.
Why do boys feel safer at Ronald McDonald's House than Neverland Ranch?
Ronald McDonald's doesn't put his meat between boys' buns.
I was sweating like Michael Jackson in a Chuck E. Cheese.
What are Michael Jackson’s sexual pronouns? Hee hee!
Why does Michael Jackson like 44-year-olds? There's 4 of them.
What does Michael Jackson and an ant have in common? They are both innocent.
Why didn't Michael Jackson date 25 year olds?
Because there were only 20 of them.
How do you get a boy to share something? Bring in Michael Jackson's bed.
Oh, Lois, that was more scary than Michael Jackson without pants in front of a kid!
What does Michael Jackson like to eat? Little wieners.