What do Michael Jackson and Tesco carrier bags have in common? They’re both made out of plastic and harmful to children.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite candy bar?
Milk-hee-hee Way.
What do you call being run over by Michael Jackson?
Being hit by... Being struck by... A smooth criminal.
Q: What do Burger King and Michael Jackson have in common?
A: They put meat on five-year-old buns.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a dead pedophile? Nothing.
Q: What's black, white and red all over?
A: A blushing zebra? No, Michael Jackson after a Pepsi advert.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite thing to eat from? The children's menu.
If you thought an inner-city black boy cannot transform into a deranged pale Karen... well, just look at Michael Jackson.
Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he doesn't know if he is black or white.
You: Hey, Alexa, what is your gender?
Alexa: I identify as Michael Jackson, and my pronouns are...
Me: *hears it* And their pronouns are he/he.
Person 1: How many people has Michael Jackson fingered?
Person 2: Dunno, what’s the minor population?
What do Michael Jackson and Pinocchio have in common?
They both lie over little boys 😂
Good news, people! Michael Jackson is still alive. They found him hidden away in a goat pen with all the kids!
Why does Michael Jackson do positions with kids in photos? Because they won’t do the same for him.
What's the difference between Wacko Jacko and Elvis Presley?
14 number 1 hits.
What do you call a large lamp that does illicit things to young children?
A Jacko Lantern!
Why are Captain from SpongeBob and Michael Jackson so similar?
They both say, "Are you ready, kids?"
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite pasta?
Spaghett-hehe.
What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a pimple? You never see a pimple come on a little boy’s face.
Why can’t Michael Jackson win a race?
Because he’s always coming in a lil’ behind.
