Michael Jackson jokes
What did Michael Jackson say when dinner was ready? Ea-ea-eat.
What does Michael Jackson and tuna fish have in common?
They both come in small can.
How do you know when you're near Wacko Jacko's grave? When 'Thriller' is out and about.
What does Michael Jackson and Jeffery Dahmer have in common?
They both enjoy kids' company.
What does Michael Jackson say when it gets hot?
He-he-eat!
What do Michael Jackson and caviar have in common? They both come on little white crackers.
How are laundry and Michael Jackson related?
They both got bleached!
What did Michael Jackson say to the little boy?
"Shhhhhhh, this might hurt a little."
What was found under MJ's pillow after he died?
Billy's jeans.
Guy: Michael Jackson wasn’t in ancient times!
Me: hee hee egypt.
What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?
Little boys turn them on.
Why does Michael Jackson like football, baseball, and tennis? Because of the "balls".
What did Michael say to the boy in his room at sleepovers?
"You are not alone."
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a refrigerator?
A refrigerator doesn't toot when you put meat in it.
He sings, he dances, be he also HE HE.
What did Michael Jackson say before he died, as far as his childhood? "This is it."
They should bring Michael Jackson back from the dead so he can star in the Peter Pan horror movie.
Michael Jackson has done something no one has ever done before. I'm not talking about his record sales or tickets sold.
I'm talking about being born a black man and dying a white woman. Incredible!
What has eight legs and doesn’t rape children?
The Jackson 4.
Q: How do you know there’s a party at Neverland Ranch? A: All the Big Wheels are parked out front.
Q: When do you know it’s over? A: Only one is left.
What did the lady say to Michael Jackson at the beach?
"Excuse me, you're in my sun (son)."