Michael Jackson jokes
When is it bedtime in the Jacksons' house?
When the big hand 🖐 meets the little 🤚.
Things to kids:
Dragapult: "Ooh, look! Some ammo."
A Good Parent: "My baby!"
Michael Jackson: (HeeHee)
What did Michael Jackson say before he died, as far as his childhood? "This is it."
I do consider Johnny Depp to be a victim of domestic violence.
Just like how I consider a children's hospital run by Michael Jackson and a retirement home run by Harold Shipman to be both safe places to be in.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite planet? Uranus.
You heard that Michael Jackson autopsy reports showed he died of food poisoning?
It’s because he ate some 8 year old nuts.
Q: Why does Michael Jackson live in a Barbie world?
A: ♫He's made of plastic, it's fantastic!♪
What does a roller coaster and Michael Jackson have in common?
Kids ride for free.
When Michael Jackson died, people melted him down into Lego pieces so that little kids could play with him instead.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite drink? Tea-hee-hee!
What do you call being run over by Michael Jackson?
Being hit by... Being struck by... A smooth criminal.
Michael Jackson and Jeffrey Epstein walk into a bar. But a few minutes later, they would walk out, because you have to be 21+. No room for those two.
What show would have made Michael Jackson a superstar for television? To Catch a Predator, for obvious reasons.
Why did Michael Jackson get away with it? Because he's a smooth criminal.
Why did Michael Jackson die?
Because I have a new phone number, and he does not know.
What does Michael Jackson have in common with Kmart?
They're both dead...
Used to laugh at Michael Jackson for wearing gloves and a mask...
Yet here I am, stuck at home in this COVID-19 "Thriller," beating it...
What are Michael Jackson's pronouns? "He he."
Michael Jackson and Kelly Clarkson both did shady stuff to children. Michael Jackson said that there is nothing wrong with sharing a bed with unrelated small children. Kelly Clarkson said that there is nothing wrong with physically beating a small child.
The thing is, though, only one of them made "Billie Jean" or "Beat It", and the other is just a typical karaoke country singer. So no surprise people gave Wacko Jacko a pass.
Me: Looks like a girl, sure as h3ll I don't sound like one.
Michael Jackson: Looks like a boy, sure as h3ll don't sound like one.
That [is] what we have i[n] commen, but if you mix up my gender I won't give a F about it. Michael Jackson not so much : )