Michael Jackson

Michael Jackson jokes

Meat

What do White Castle sliders and Michael Jackson have in common? They have their meat in tiny wet buns.

Dead

They should bring Michael Jackson back from the dead so he can star in the Peter Pan horror movie.

Similarity

Why are Captain from SpongeBob and Michael Jackson so similar?

They both say, "Are you ready, kids?"

Mickey Mouse

What did Mickey Mouse and Michael Jackson have in common?: (What *didn't* they have in common)

Same red shorts, theme park in their backyard, white glove, soft voices, loved children, they both were black with white faces.

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  • Club

    What kind of club is every parent afraid of their kid joining?

    The Mikey Jackson club.

    How do you spell the name of the most dangerous pedophile?

    M-I-C-H-A-E-L J-O-S-E-P-H J-A-C-K-S-O-N

    News

    Good news, people! Michael Jackson is still alive. They found him hidden away in a goat pen with all the kids!

    Chess

    Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he doesn't know if he is black or white.

    Game

    What is Michael Jackson's favorite game? Jacks.

    Why? He loved to play with the little balls.

    Neverland Ranch

    Why do boys feel safer at Ronald McDonald's House than Neverland Ranch?

    Ronald McDonald's doesn't put his meat between boys' buns.

    Ant

    What does Michael Jackson and an ant have in common? They are both innocent.

    Age

    Why does Michael Jackson like 44-year-olds? There's 4 of them.

    Kid

    Oh, Lois, that was more scary than Michael Jackson without pants in front of a kid!

    Bed

    How do you get a boy to share something? Bring in Michael Jackson's bed.