What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a pimple? You never see a pimple come on a little boy’s face.
Why does Michael Joseph Jackson love Boise?
Because of all the boys he'll see.
What does Michael Jackson get high on? A little crack.
How do you know when it’s bedtime at Michael Jackson’s house?
The big hand is on the little hand!
Why can’t Michael jackson win a race Because he’s always coming in a lil behind
I was sweating like Michael Jackson in a Chuck E. Cheese.
Why do boys feel safer at Ronald McDonald's House than Neverland Ranch?
Ronald McDonald's doesn't put his meat between boys' buns.
What kind of club is every parent afraid of their kid joining?
The Mikey Jackson club.
How do you spell the name of the most dangerous pedophile?
M-I-C-H-A-E-L J-O-S-E-P-H J-A-C-K-S-O-N
Why didn't Michael Jackson date 25 year olds?
Because there were only 20 of them.
Why does Michael Jackson like 44-year-olds? There's 4 of them.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong?
Neil Armstrong walked on the moon, and Michael Jackson screwed little boys.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite pasta?
Spaghett-hehe.
What do you call a large lamp that does illicit things to young children?
A Jacko Lantern!
What's the difference between Wacko Jacko and Elvis Presley?
14 number 1 hits.
What do Evil Knievel and Michael Jackson have in common? Both have skidmarks on their helmets.
Why was Michael Jackson at Kmart?
He heard they had little boys pants 1/2 off
Oh, Lois, that was more scary than Michael Jackson without pants in front of a kid!
What goes in dry and come out wet and has white stuff at the end
The flag at NAMBLA headquarters is flying at half mast.
What does Michael Joseph Jackson say when little boys walk away?
"Give in to me-hee-he!"
