Michael Jackson jokes
Why does Michael Joseph Jackson love Boise?
Because of all the boys he'll see.
What do White Castle sliders and Michael Jackson have in common? They have their meat in tiny wet buns.
They should bring Michael Jackson back from the dead so he can star in the Peter Pan horror movie.
Why are Captain from SpongeBob and Michael Jackson so similar?
They both say, "Are you ready, kids?"
What did Mickey Mouse and Michael Jackson have in common?: (What *didn't* they have in common)
Same red shorts, theme park in their backyard, white glove, soft voices, loved children, they both were black with white faces.
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What does Michael Jackson get high on? A little crack.
What kind of club is every parent afraid of their kid joining?
The Mikey Jackson club.
How do you spell the name of the most dangerous pedophile?
M-I-C-H-A-E-L J-O-S-E-P-H J-A-C-K-S-O-N
Good news, people! Michael Jackson is still alive. They found him hidden away in a goat pen with all the kids!
Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he doesn't know if he is black or white.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite game? Jacks.
Why? He loved to play with the little balls.
I was sweating like Michael Jackson in a Chuck E. Cheese.
Why do boys feel safer at Ronald McDonald's House than Neverland Ranch?
Ronald McDonald's doesn't put his meat between boys' buns.
What are Michael Jackson’s sexual pronouns? Hee hee!
What does Michael Jackson and an ant have in common? They are both innocent.
Why didn't Michael Jackson date 25 year olds?
Because there were only 20 of them.
Why does Michael Jackson like 44-year-olds? There's 4 of them.
Oh, Lois, that was more scary than Michael Jackson without pants in front of a kid!
What is Michael Jackson's favorite snack? 5 year old whiners.
How do you get a boy to share something? Bring in Michael Jackson's bed.
What does Michael Jackson like to eat? Little wieners.