Michael Jackson jokes
"Ching Chong ling long suck my ding dong."
Michael Jackson had an allergic reaction after eating 12-year-old nuts.
What's the toughest stain to wash off a little boy's underpants?
Michael Jackson's lipstick.
What did the girls on the beach say to Michael Jackson?
"Could you move? Your sun is in my son."
What did Michael Jackson find on his bed?
Billie's Jeans.
What do Evil Knievel and Michael Jackson have in common? Both have skidmarks on their helmets.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite planet? Uranus.
Why did Michael Jackson cross the road?
To get to the opera.
What does Michael Jackson do with his meat? "Just beat it". His song btw lol.
What's Pee-Wee Herman's favorite Michael Jackson song?
Beat It.
Why can’t Michael Jackson win a race?
Because he’s always coming in a lil’ behind.
Why do kids like Michael Jackson so much?
Because he's made out of plastic, and that's what toys are made out of! 😂
What kind of club is every parent afraid of their kid joining?
The Mikey Jackson club.
How do you spell the name of the most dangerous pedophile?
M-I-C-H-A-E-L J-O-S-E-P-H J-A-C-K-S-O-N
Given that it's a major guarantee that little boys' underwear will be half off at Kmart thanks to the blue light specials, now you know why Michael Jackson likes to loiter around the store all day long.
So, I met Michael Jackson before he died. He dragged me to his bed.
What's Michael Jackson got in common with Santa?
They both empty their sacks around children.
Miksi Michael Jackson sopisi joulupukiksi?
Hän tyhjentää säkkinsä lapsiin.
What are Michael Jackson's favorite sodas? Yoo-hoo-hoo and Mountain Dew-hoo-hoo. What cola company should people get to keep him at bay? Pep-see-hee.
Why does Michael Jackson like football, baseball, and tennis? Because of the "balls".
What does Michael Jackson say when it gets hot?
He-he-eat!