What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a pimple... you never see a pimple come on a little boys face.
Why foes Michael Joseph Jackson love Boise. Because of all the boys he'll see.
what does michael jackson get hicgh on? A LITTLE CRACK
How do you know when it’s bedtime at Michael Jackson’s house?
The big hand is on the little hand!
Why can’t Michael jackson win a race Because he’s always coming in a lil behind
Why boys feel safe at Ronald McDonald's House than Neverland Ranch? Ronald McDonald's don't put his meat between boy's buns
I was sweat'n like Michael Jackson in a Chuck E. Cheese
What kind of club is every parent afraid of their kid joining?
The Mikey Jackson club
How do you spell the name of the most dangerous pedophile?
M-I-C-H-A-E-L J-O-S-E-P-H J-A-C-K-S-O-N
Why does michael jackson like 44 year olds? There's 44 of them.
Why didn't Michael Jackson date 25 year olds?
Because there were only 20 of them
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What’s Michael Jackson’s favourite pasta? Spaghett-hehe
What's the difference between Wacko Jacko and Elvis Presley?
14 number 1 hits
What do you call a large lamp that does illicit things to young children?
A Jacko Lantern!
What do Evil Kinevil and Michael Jackson have in common? Both have skidmarks on their helmets.
Why was Michael Jackson at Kmart?
He heard they had little boys pants 1/2 off
Oh Lois,that was more scary than Michael Jackson without pants in front of a kid.
What goes in dry and come out wet and has white stuff at the end
What does Michael Joseph Jackson say, when little boys walk away? Give into me-hee-he.
The flag at NAMBLA headquarters is flying at half mast.
