What do Micheal Jackson and Tesco carrier bags have in common? They’re both made out of plastic and harmful to children
What are Michael Jackson ́s Pronouns ? He He
What's the difference between Wacko Jacko and Elvis Presley?
14 number 1 hits
What do you call a large lamp that does illicit things to young children?
A Jacko Lantern!
What is Michael Jackson's favorite candy bar? Milk-hee-hee way
The flag at NAMBLA headquarters is flying at half mast.
What did Mickey mouse, and Michael Jackson have in common? : (What don't they have in common) Same red shorts, theme park in their backyard, white glove, soft voices, loved children, they both were black with white faces,
What's does Michael Jackson and a Playstation have in common ? Their both made of plastic and children turn them on
Why can't Michael Jackson play chess because he doesn't know if he is black or white
What do Evil Kinevil and Michael Jackson have in common? Both have skidmarks on their helmets.
What do Michael Jackson and Pinocchio have in common ? They both lie over little boys 😂
Q: What's black, white and red all over? A: A blushing zebra? No michael jackson after a pepsi advert.
What do you call being run over by Michael Jackson?
Being hit by... Being struck by... A smooth criminal
Where did Michael Jackson go to college? Bring 'em Young.
What is Michael Jackson's favroite game? Jacks. Why? He loved to play with the little balls.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favourite pasta? Spaghett-hehe
What did the lady say to michael jackson at the beach? Excuse me, your in my sun(son)
Did you know that people say Michael Jackson only became a pedophile when he was white? Lucky for him, if he was black he would have been found guilty.
What Costco food is associated with Michael Joseph Jackson? The Jackson dog. It's 49 year old saussge between 6 year old buns.
How do you get a boy to share something? Bring in michael Jackson's bed
