Mexican jokes
Why did the Mexican take the tamale to the hospital?
Tamlito.
What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower?
Unemployed.
Why did the Mexican man throw his wife out of the window...
Ta kill her.
What is a Mexican's favorite type of dog?
A Chihuahua.
I'm Gay.
someone explain these options to me
What did the Mexican say when a house landed on him?
Esé said, “Get off me, homes!”
A: What do you call a sophisticated American? B: Canadian.
A: Why aren't there any Mexicans in Canada? B: They can't run that far.
«A: Что вы называете искушенным американцем? Б: Канадец.
A: Почему в Канаде нет ни одного мексиканца? Б: Они не могут убежать так далеко».
I went for a swim in the river that crosses Mexico, and I saw a Mexican, aka a wetback, swimming across. I asked, and he said, "I'm a wetback."
What do you call a Mexican with one leg?
Border hopper.
Ed is dumb.
What is a Mexican's only obstacle?
Border patrol.
What do you call two Mexicans having sex? 50 Shades of Brown.
What do you get when you cross an octopus with a Mexican?
I don't know, but man can it pick lettuce.
What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe?
Robetoe.
Why can't you play Uno with a Mexican? Because they'll steal all the green cards.
What do you call a Mexican who can’t find the bar?
Barlos.
Why do Mexicans eat tacos?
Because they're border hoppers.
What's a ghost's favorite food?
I like some boo-ritos!
Why do Mexicans wear pointed boots?
So they can climb a fence easier.
A police pulls over a Mexican man trying to get into America. The Mexican man comes up with some sob story and the police say, "All right, all right ok," says the police, "I'll let you go if you can come up with a sentence that has the words green, pink, and yellow in it." The Mexican thought about it long and hard for almost 45 minutes and then the police says, "Ok ok let's hear it" after waiting impatiently. The Mexican said, "Ok ok don't rush me. I'm ready." The Mexican replied, "Ok when my phone green green, I pink it up and say Yellow!"