Mexican

Mexican Jokes

Difference

What's the difference between a Mexican and a Black person? One gets paid, the other got enslaved.

Bridge

What does a bridge and a fat chick have in common?

They’ll eventually get laid by a Mexican.

Van

If there are 4 Mexicans in a van, which of them is driving?

None of them. Immigration service is.

People

There is a Mexican, white guy, a Jew, and a Black man on top of the Empire State Building.

First, the Mexican and the Jew throw themselves off of the building saying, "This is for my people!"

Then the Black man is next up to jump and says, "This is for my people!"

And throws the White man off of the building.

Family

Why are Mexican families so big?

They don’t know how to put a condom on.

Boundary

If a woman says she needs to set boundaries between you and her, you would be crossing it if you are a Mexican.

Card

I played Uno with my Mexican friend.

That bastard took all the green cards!

House

What did the Mexican say when a house landed on him?

Esé said, “Get off me, homes!”

Water

Why was the Mexican scared of cold water?

It might turn into ICE.

Church

"Jesus loves you" is a wonderful thing to hear in church.

But a horrible thing to hear in a Mexican prison.