What’s a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross-country.
Mexican Jokes
What's the difference between a Mexican and a Black person? One gets paid, the other got enslaved.
What do you call a Mexican with one leg?
Border hopper.
What does a bridge and a fat chick have in common?
They’ll eventually get laid by a Mexican.
If there are 4 Mexicans in a van, which of them is driving?
None of them. Immigration service is.
What do you call a fat Mexican rat?
Rasmus.
What do you call a taco in bed?
Es(tá co)stado.
There is a Mexican, white guy, a Jew, and a Black man on top of the Empire State Building.
First, the Mexican and the Jew throw themselves off of the building saying, "This is for my people!"
Then the Black man is next up to jump and says, "This is for my people!"
And throws the White man off of the building.
What do you call high Mexicans?
Baked beans ;)
What do you get when you cross a German and a Mexican? A “BeanerSchnitzel”!
Why are Mexican families so big?
They don’t know how to put a condom on.
What do you call a Mexican door?
Dora.
Trump built a wall that Mexicans can't get over it.
If a woman says she needs to set boundaries between you and her, you would be crossing it if you are a Mexican.
I played Uno with my Mexican friend.
That bastard took all the green cards!
Why did a Mexican go to Home Depot?
Because he thought it said "Home Deport."
Why don't Mexicans like winter? They're afraid of ice.
What did the Mexican say when a house landed on him?
Esé said, “Get off me, homes!”
Why was the Mexican scared of cold water?
It might turn into ICE.
"Jesus loves you" is a wonderful thing to hear in church.
But a horrible thing to hear in a Mexican prison.
