What does a bridge and a fat chick have in common?
They’ll eventually get laid by a Mexican.
What’s a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross-country.
How many white women does it take to change a lightbulb? One. To hire the Mexicans.
If there are 4 Mexicans in a van, which of them is driving?
None of them. Immigration service is.
There is a Mexican, white guy, a Jew, and a Black man on top of the Empire State Building.
First, the Mexican and the Jew throw themselves off of the building saying, "This is for my people!"
Then the Black man is next up to jump and says, "This is for my people!"
And throws the White man off of the building.
What do you call a taco in bed?
Es(tá co)stado.
What do you call a fat Mexican rat?
Rasmus.
What do you call High Mexicans Baked beans ;)
What do you get when you cross a German and a Mexican? A “BeanerSchnitzel”!
Why are Mexican families so big?
They don’t know how to put a condom on.
what do u call a mexican door
dora
Why did the blonde have sex with a Mexican? Her teacher told her that she had to do an essay.
Why don't Mexicans like winter? They're afraid of ice.
trump built a wall that mexicans can't get over it
What did the Mexican say when a house landed on him? Esé said “Get off me homes”.
Why did a Mexican go to Home Depot?
Because he thought it said "Home Deport."
If a woman says she needs to set boundaries between you and her, you would be crossing it if you are a Mexican.
I played Uno with my Mexican friend.
That bastard took all the green cards!
What do you call a group of jumping Mexicans?
Border hoppers! LOL.
Why were there only 3,000 Mexicans at the Battle of the Alamo?
'Cause they only had 4 trucks.
