Mexican jokes
What kind of truck does a Mexican drive?
F-Juan Fifty.
What do you call a lying Mexican?
Pinocchico.
Why didn't Donald Trump build the wall?
Because Mexicans did not and would not build the damn wall!
Why are Mexican families so big?
They don’t know how to put a condom on.
What does a pizza and a Mexican have in common?
One can feed a family.
Did you hear about the Mexican emo band? They're called "Hispanic at the Disco."
I love climbing over walls because my ancestry was Mexican.
What do you call a taco in bed?
Es(tá co)stado.
What do people often say in a cold Mexican kitchen?
Brrrrrrito!
What do you call someone that is Mexican that has a BMW?
A big Mexican woman.
What do you call two Mexicans having sex? 50 Shades of Brown.
I played Uno with my Mexican friend.
That bastard took all the green cards!
How many white women does it take to change a lightbulb?
One. To hire the Mexicans.
What do you call Mexicans running down a hill?
Sandstorm.
What's fast and almost got away?
A Mexican jumping the border.
Does Donald know his wife is Mexican?
There are three Mexicans in a car. Who's driving?
The cop!
What do you call a Mexican Transformer? Optimus Juan!
How do sick Mexicans say hello?
"Ebola."
Yesterday on the school bus my friend in front of me said she was 41% Irish and 15% Mexican.
Then my friend sitting next to me said, “Wow, almost half leprechaun!”
Then I said, “Yeah, and 15 percent wall climber!”