What do you cal a mexican with a ruber toe?
Robetoe
Do you want to wear my sombrero...
Or is that nacho style
Why do Mexicans only drink hot drinks
Because they're afraid of ice
Uhhhh
I seriously don't get why people in Alabama are angered that Mexican immigrants are taking their jobs. I mean, it's not like they are preventing your son from giving you a big fat blow job.
Why are Americans so shocked when it comes to Mexican drug cartels?
Because none of the drug lords (or their associates, for that matter) have shot up a school.
How to decorate a wall:
Strip of the paper and original plaster
put on fresh plaster and wall paper
paint it (if you want)
Send a bill to North America and wait patiently for a reply
What do you call a lying Mexican?
Pinocchico
What do you call a fat Mexican rat? Rasmus
What do you call a taco in bed
Es(tá co)stado
What to you called a Mexican who can’t find the bar ?
Barlos
i bet most of these mfs are white or not Mexican lmao, y'all really going at it with these jokes 😐
What do you call two Mexicans having sex? 50-shades of brown.
they call me juan they call me jose but im juan person
I find it bemusing that hardcore right-wingers are superfans of Johnny Depp, considering that he looks like a dangerous Mexican drug lord.
There was a mexican magician. He was going to disappear on the count of three. 1-2-..... and he left without a trace.
What does a bridge and a fat chick have in common They both get laid by Mexicans
no sabes la chiste de pocoyo tan pocoyo
what do a fat woman and bricks have in common, them both get layed by Mexicans
What do you call the Spanish translation of the 9th star wars movie? Rogue Juan.
