Mexican jokes
Why was the Mexican scared of cold water?
It might turn into ICE.
How to decorate a wall:
Strip off the paper and original plaster.
Put on fresh plaster and wallpaper.
Paint it (if you want).
Send a bill to North America and wait patiently for a reply.
Why are Mexicans good at Uno?
They always steal the green card.
What do you call a burned Mexican? A fried torteya.
Why are Mexicans so bad in the Olympics?
Because all the ones that can run, jump, and swim live in America.
¿No sabes el chiste de Pocoyó? Tan Pocoyó.
What do you call a U.S. border hopper?
A Mexican jumping bean.
What do you call a fat Mexican rat?
Rasmus.
What do you call a Mexican midget?
A paragraph, because he's not a full essay.
Please folks, you can hit the thumbs up button on the ones you like. There is no need to repost.
Anyways,
Knock knock Who's there? Can I come in? Can I come in who? Can I Come In You!?
More often than not, I will cry when I masturbate. Some nights I'm a real tear jerker!
But on the nights and I smoke a lil pot and then masturbate, my dad ends up bugging me because I am a weed wacker.
How do you keep a dog from humping your leg? Pick him up and suck his dick.
How does Popeye keep his manly part from rusting? He sticks it in Olive Oil.
Snow White and the seven dwarfs are in the the tub feeling "HAPPY". Happy got out now they are fucking "GRUMPY".
What's worse than waking up and finding a "Penis" drawn on your forehead? Finding out it was "Traced".
If I had a rooster and you had a donkey and your donkey ate my rooster what would you have? 3 feet of my cock up your ass.
Did you know Batman was actually Black? Yeah he couldn't go a night with out Robyn!
Did you hear Gods Word Of The Day? Its Legs! Now lets go out and spread them.
What do you call a Mexican woman with no legs? Cunt-sway-low
Whats worse than sucking 25 oysters out of your Grandmas Pussy? Realizing you only put in 15.
What do you call a Mexican door?
Dora.
Why did the tamale go to the hospital?
because estava malito :)
What does a bridge and a fat chick have in common?
They’ll eventually get laid by a Mexican.
What sport are Mexicans the best at?
Cross country.
Warning: if you don't like gummy bears, DO NOT READ.
Q: What do you call a Mexican gummy bear?
A: Delici-Oso
I bet most of these mfs are white or not Mexican, lmao. Y'all really going at it with these jokes 😐
What mental disorder do all Mexicans have?
Borderline Personality Disorder.
Why did the Mexican take the tamale to the hospital?
Tamlito.
Why was the tamale in the hospital? Because he was a "tamalito."
What is the Mexican police number?
9 Juan Juan.