Mexican jokes
Your hairline is farther back than the Mexican border.
What mental disorder do all Mexicans have?
Borderline Personality Disorder.
What does a bridge and a fat chick have in common?
They’ll eventually get laid by a Mexican.
What do you call a Mexican with one leg?
Border hopper.
How many white women does it take to change a lightbulb?
One. To hire the Mexicans.
Memes
someone explain these options to me
What’s a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross-country.
If there are 4 Mexicans in a van, which of them is driving?
None of them. Immigration service is.
What do you call a fat Mexican rat?
Rasmus.
What do you call a taco in bed?
Es(tá co)stado.
What do you get when you cross a German and a Mexican? A “BeanerSchnitzel”!
What do you call high Mexicans?
Baked beans ;)
What do you call a U.S. border hopper?
A Mexican jumping bean.
What do you call a Mexican door?
Dora.
There is a Mexican, white guy, a Jew, and a Black man on top of the Empire State Building.
First, the Mexican and the Jew throw themselves off of the building saying, "This is for my people!"
Then the Black man is next up to jump and says, "This is for my people!"
And throws the White man off of the building.
Trump built a wall that Mexicans can't get over it.
Why did the blonde have sex with a Mexican?
Her teacher told her that she had to do an essay.
What do you call a nosy Mexican?
That's nacho business.
"Jesus loves you" is a wonderful thing to hear in church.
But a horrible thing to hear in a Mexican prison.
Why was the Mexican scared of cold water?
It might turn into ICE.
Why were there only 3,000 Mexicans at the Battle of the Alamo?
'Cause they only had 4 trucks.