Mexican jokes
What does a bridge and a fat chick have in common?
They’ll eventually get laid by a Mexican.
What do you call a Mexican with one leg?
Border hopper.
How many white women does it take to change a lightbulb?
One. To hire the Mexicans.
What’s a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross-country.
What's the difference between a Mexican and a Black person? One gets paid, the other got enslaved.
Memes
If there are 4 Mexicans in a van, which of them is driving?
None of them. Immigration service is.
What do you call a fat Mexican rat?
Rasmus.
What do you call a taco in bed?
Es(tá co)stado.
There is a Mexican, white guy, a Jew, and a Black man on top of the Empire State Building.
First, the Mexican and the Jew throw themselves off of the building saying, "This is for my people!"
Then the Black man is next up to jump and says, "This is for my people!"
And throws the White man off of the building.
What do you call high Mexicans?
Baked beans ;)
What do you get when you cross a German and a Mexican? A “BeanerSchnitzel”!
Why are Mexican families so big?
They don’t know how to put a condom on.
What do you call a Mexican door?
Dora.
What do you call a group of jumping Mexicans?
Border hoppers! LOL.
Why did the blonde have sex with a Mexican?
Her teacher told her that she had to do an essay.
What do you call a nosy Mexican?
That's nacho business.
Trump built a wall that Mexicans can't get over it.
I played Uno with my Mexican friend.
That bastard took all the green cards!
If a woman says she needs to set boundaries between you and her, you would be crossing it if you are a Mexican.
What did the Mexican say when a house landed on him?
Esé said, “Get off me, homes!”