Mexican jokes
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Why do Mexicans only drink hot drinks?
Because they're afraid of ice!
What’s a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross-country.
What mental disorder do all Mexicans have?
Borderline Personality Disorder.
I played Uno with my Mexican friend.
That bastard took all the green cards!
someone explain these options to me
How many white women does it take to change a lightbulb?
One. To hire the Mexicans.
There are three Mexicans in a car. Who's driving?
The cop!
What is Mexicans' favorite sport?
Cross-country.
What do you call a Mexican with one leg?
Border hopper.
What does a bridge and a fat chick have in common?
They’ll eventually get laid by a Mexican.
Why did the blonde have sex with a Mexican?
Her teacher told her that she had to do an essay.
If there are 4 Mexicans in a van, which of them is driving?
None of them. Immigration service is.
What do you call a fat Mexican rat?
Rasmus.
What do you call a taco in bed?
Es(tá co)stado.
What do you get when you cross a German and a Mexican? A “BeanerSchnitzel”!
What do you call high Mexicans?
Baked beans ;)
What do you call a U.S. border hopper?
A Mexican jumping bean.
What do you call a Mexican door?
Dora.
There is a Mexican, white guy, a Jew, and a Black man on top of the Empire State Building.
First, the Mexican and the Jew throw themselves off of the building saying, "This is for my people!"
Then the Black man is next up to jump and says, "This is for my people!"
And throws the White man off of the building.
What did the Mexican say when a house landed on him?
Esé said, “Get off me, homes!”