How many white women does it take to change a lightbulb?
One. To hire the Mexicans.
What’s a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross-country.
What's the difference between a Mexican and a Black person? One gets paid, the other got enslaved.
What do you call a Mexican with one leg?
Border hopper.
What does a bridge and a fat chick have in common?
They’ll eventually get laid by a Mexican.
If there are 4 Mexicans in a van, which of them is driving?
None of them. Immigration service is.
What do you call a fat Mexican rat?
Rasmus.
What do you call a taco in bed?
Es(tá co)stado.
What do you call high Mexicans?
Baked beans ;)
What do you get when you cross a German and a Mexican? A “BeanerSchnitzel”!
Why are Mexican families so big?
They don’t know how to put a condom on.
What do you call a Mexican door?
Dora.
Trump built a wall that Mexicans can't get over it.
If a woman says she needs to set boundaries between you and her, you would be crossing it if you are a Mexican.
I played Uno with my Mexican friend.
That bastard took all the green cards!
Why did a Mexican go to Home Depot?
Because he thought it said "Home Deport."
Why don't Mexicans like winter? They're afraid of ice.
What did the Mexican say when a house landed on him?
Esé said, “Get off me, homes!”
Why was the Mexican scared of cold water?
It might turn into ICE.
"Jesus loves you" is a wonderful thing to hear in church.
But a horrible thing to hear in a Mexican prison.
