Mexican jokes
What do a fat woman and bricks have in common? They both get laid by Mexicans.
What do ICE and Mexican drug cartels both have in common?
They both kidnap Canadian women!
What looks like it has jaundice and is filled with stupidity?
A Mexican.
Uhhhh...
Why do Mexicans only drink hot drinks?
Because they're afraid of ice!
someone explain these options to me
What’s a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross-country.
What mental disorder do all Mexicans have?
Borderline Personality Disorder.
There are three Mexicans in a car. Who's driving?
The cop!
What is Mexicans' favorite sport?
Cross-country.
What does a bridge and a fat chick have in common?
They’ll eventually get laid by a Mexican.
What do you call a Mexican with one leg?
Border hopper.
I played Uno with my Mexican friend.
That bastard took all the green cards!
How many white women does it take to change a lightbulb?
One. To hire the Mexicans.
If there are 4 Mexicans in a van, which of them is driving?
None of them. Immigration service is.
What do you call a fat Mexican rat?
Rasmus.
What do you call a taco in bed?
Es(tá co)stado.
What do you get when you cross a German and a Mexican? A “BeanerSchnitzel”!
What do you call high Mexicans?
Baked beans ;)
What do you call a U.S. border hopper?
A Mexican jumping bean.
What do you call a Mexican door?
Dora.