Mexican jokes
What do you call a Mexican with an m3?
A greaser.
What's the difference between a Mexican and a Black person? One gets paid, the other got enslaved.
Why were there only 3,000 Mexicans at the Battle of the Alamo?
'Cause they only had 4 trucks.
What's a Mexican's favorite insect? A grasshopper.
What's the difference between 911 and a Mexican gardener?
One of them is an outside job.
What do you call a group of jumping Mexicans?
Border hoppers! LOL.
Why do Mexicans eat tacos?
Because they're border hoppers.
There's a Mexican, Brazilian, and Cuban in a S60. Who's driving?
A: What do you call a sophisticated American? B: Canadian.
A: Why aren't there any Mexicans in Canada? B: They can't run that far.
«A: Что вы называете искушенным американцем? Б: Канадец.
A: Почему в Канаде нет ни одного мексиканца? Б: Они не могут убежать так далеко».
I love climbing over walls because my ancestry was Mexican.
What looks like it has jaundice and is filled with stupidity?
A Mexican.
Q: Why did the Mexican start taking anti-anxiety pills?
A: Because he was taking them for His-panic attacks.
What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower?
Unemployed.
Why don’t Mexicans have sex education and driver's education on the same day?
Because the donkey gets tired.
What do you call a nosy Mexican?
That's nacho business.
Why did the blonde have sex with a Mexican?
Her teacher told her that she had to do an essay.
How do sick Mexicans say hello?
"Ebola."
For those of you greener than a Mexican's card when it comes to this website, it's darker than the unemployment line.
What do white people and fences have in common? They both get jumped by Mexicans.
What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench?
The bench can support its family.