Mexican jokes
Why was the Mexican scared of cold water?
It might turn into ICE.
What do you call a Mexican with an m3?
A greaser.
What's the difference between a Mexican and a Black person? One gets paid, the other got enslaved.
Why were there only 3,000 Mexicans at the Battle of the Alamo?
'Cause they only had 4 trucks.
What's a Mexican's favorite insect? A grasshopper.
What's the difference between 911 and a Mexican gardener?
One of them is an outside job.
What do you call a group of jumping Mexicans?
Border hoppers! LOL.
Why do Mexicans eat tacos?
Because they're border hoppers.
There's a Mexican, Brazilian, and Cuban in a S60. Who's driving?
A: What do you call a sophisticated American? B: Canadian.
A: Why aren't there any Mexicans in Canada? B: They can't run that far.
«A: Что вы называете искушенным американцем? Б: Канадец.
A: Почему в Канаде нет ни одного мексиканца? Б: Они не могут убежать так далеко».
I love climbing over walls because my ancestry was Mexican.
What looks like it has jaundice and is filled with stupidity?
A Mexican.
Q: Why did the Mexican start taking anti-anxiety pills?
A: Because he was taking them for His-panic attacks.
What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower?
Unemployed.
Why don’t Mexicans have sex education and driver's education on the same day?
Because the donkey gets tired.
What do you call a nosy Mexican?
That's nacho business.
Why did the blonde have sex with a Mexican?
Her teacher told her that she had to do an essay.
How do sick Mexicans say hello?
"Ebola."
For those of you greener than a Mexican's card when it comes to this website, it's darker than the unemployment line.
What do white people and fences have in common? They both get jumped by Mexicans.