Mexican jokes
I seriously don't get why people in Alabama are angered that Mexican immigrants are taking their jobs. I mean, it's not like they are preventing your son from giving you a big, fat blow job.
What does a bridge and a fat chick have in common They both get laid by Mexicans
I’m going to open my own Mexican restaurant and call it boarder patrol.
A Canadian, an American, and a Mexican were tasked by a billionaire with teaching his stubborn pet parrot how to speak within 2 weeks.
They were given everything they needed to succeed, and a large sum of money was offered to the one who made the parrot talk first.
The Canadian played documentaries for the parrot through the whole duration. He spent all his time citing the alphabet and reading stories for the parrot.
The American showered him with the finest food, brought him all the females that he can mate with, and made sure to spoil the parrot as much as he can.
The Mexican locked the parrot in a dark room, barely gave him any food or water, and beat the shit out of him every single day.
When the time was up, the billionaire returned to find the parrot still unable to speak, so he asked the 3 trainers about their progress.
The Canadian goes: "I have tried everything. I spent all my time and energy teaching him the alphabet and reading books to him! Nothing worked."
The American agrees: "I have spoiled him beyond belief, gave him all the luxury he can possibly get, and yet he won't speak!"
The Mexican confirms: "I have showered him with love and luxury as well, tried to teach him words day and night, spent all my time and energy spoiling him with everything I had!"
The parrot looks at the Mexican with disbelief and yells out: "You lying motherfucker!"
"Jesus loves you" is a wonderful thing to hear in church.
But a horrible thing to hear in a Mexican prison.
Why are Mexican families so big?
They don’t know how to put a condom on.
Why was the Mexican scared of cold water?
It might turn into ICE.
What do you call a Mexican with an m3?
A greaser.
What's the difference between a Mexican and a Black person? One gets paid, the other got enslaved.
Why were there only 3,000 Mexicans at the Battle of the Alamo?
'Cause they only had 4 trucks.
What's a Mexican's favorite insect? A grasshopper.
What's the difference between 911 and a Mexican gardener?
One of them is an outside job.
What do you call a group of jumping Mexicans?
Border hoppers! LOL.
Why do Mexicans eat tacos?
Because they're border hoppers.
There's a Mexican, Brazilian, and Cuban in a S60. Who's driving?
A: What do you call a sophisticated American? B: Canadian.
A: Why aren't there any Mexicans in Canada? B: They can't run that far.
«A: Что вы называете искушенным американцем? Б: Канадец.
A: Почему в Канаде нет ни одного мексиканца? Б: Они не могут убежать так далеко».
I love climbing over walls because my ancestry was Mexican.
What looks like it has jaundice and is filled with stupidity?
A Mexican.
Q: Why did the Mexican start taking anti-anxiety pills?
A: Because he was taking them for His-panic attacks.
What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower?
Unemployed.