Donald Trump didn't even finish the wall. He should have hired Mexicans to do it!
Does Donald know his wife is Mexican?
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Anyways,
Knock knock Who's there? Can I come in? Can I come in who? Can I Come In You!?
More often than not, I will cry when I masturbate. Some nights I'm a real tear jerker!
But on the nights and I smoke a lil pot and then masturbate, my dad ends up bugging me because I am a weed wacker.
How do you keep a dog from humping your leg? Pick him up and suck his dick.
How does Popeye keep his manly part from rusting? He sticks it in Olive Oil.
Snow White and the seven dwarfs are in the the tub feeling "HAPPY". Happy got out now they are fucking "GRUMPY".
What's worse than waking up and finding a "Penis" drawn on your forehead? Finding out it was "Traced".
If I had a rooster and you had a donkey and your donkey ate my rooster what would you have? 3 feet of my cock up your ass.
Did you know Batman was actually Black? Yeah he couldn't go a night with out Robyn!
Did you hear Gods Word Of The Day? Its Legs! Now lets go out and spread them.
What do you call a Mexican woman with no legs? Cunt-sway-low
Whats worse than sucking 25 oysters out of your Grandmas Pussy? Realizing you only put in 15.
What sport are Mexicans the best at ? - Cross country
If there are 4 Mexicans in a van, which of them is driving?
None of them. Immigration service is.
What's a ghost's favorite food?
I like some boo-ritos!
"Knock, knock!""Who's there?""Abby."
"Abby who?""Your Mexican girlfriend."
Do you want to wear my sombrero...
Or is that nacho style
What would the main character from Martin Scorsese's Taxi Driver be named if he was a Mexican?
Travis Spick-le.
Why did the Mexican get put on anxiety meds?
Because of Hispanic attacks.
Drop me in Afghanistan with a Dodge Challenger Super Stock, a Mexican named Jose, a 6 pack of Dr. Pepper, a golden SCAR, a pack of chimichangas, and an M4A1, and I'll have the Taliban saying the Pledge of Allegiance in 4 hours.
What do you call 4 Mexicans stuck in quick sand?
Quatro Sinco.
Kroll es heterosexual.
What do Mexicans cut their pizza with? A Little Caesars.
What did the Mexican firefighter name his two sons?
Jose and Hose B.
I bet most of these mfs are white or not Mexican, lmao. Y'all really going at it with these jokes 😐
Not a joke but I hope the ones who are making jokes about Mexicans are Mexican themselves, lmao, cuz if you're not, uh... I think we both know what you are. 😟
What do you call a bald mexican A huevo
What do you call Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan.
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